Closing in on 40

All the feels from a barely millenial millenial 

[closinginon40]

Why is it that now going out after work (5:30pm) seems herculean? Like, if I can’t go home immediately and put on sweat pants and snuggle my dog, what even IS the point of working??? 

[anxietyproblem]

[closinginon40]

Well, I feel personally attacked by this 

[samantha-evergreen]

A word after a word after a word is power.” ― Margaret Atwood

[samantha-evergreen]

Tears are words that need to be written.” ― Paulo Coelho

[closinginon40]

Is there anything worse than the end of a weekend? Nope, nope there isn’t because I refuse to acknowledge anything else 

[copperbadge]

Forgot I was having a massage today after work and wore my glow in the dark Halloween bat underwear. I am forty years old.

[closinginon40]

I see no problem here 

#nevergrowup

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[closinginon40]

Chenle: If I was a skeleton, I would say "that rattles my bones" in response to literally everything.

Yangyang: I'm sorry, IF you were a skeleton?

[closinginon40]

I have two kinds of writing:

1 a detailed plot, twists and turns, and emotions to match a telenovela

2 50 words about how the door looks and nothing else for the next week.

[closinginon40]

Hello There

I intend for this blog to be a rambling take on seeing 40 from the dark side of my late 30s as a woman who has been married and divorced enough times for everyone in the room, has no children at home & adores her dog more than she should. 

As an “elder millennial” I feel caught between different approaches to handling the current dumpster fire that is being a woman today in America. So lets talk about it, elder millennials - How stretch between generations do you feel? Am I over reacting (typical millennial!) and alone in this way of thinking? Or are you thinking “hhhmmm, for real though”. So to all of those who grew up with analog childhoods and vaccines and now live as avocado & smart phone addicted adults, lets chat it out!

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