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blue-eyed-texas-kitten

Exactly!

peony911

No shit!

noosferik

You've certainly heard this tossed around as a fun fact before, maybe you've dismissed it as a joke... But it's actually 100% true. The tanned hide of an animal stretched over a car seat imbues the vehicle with the respective animus, hence cars have such distinct temperaments.... Having found this out from a friend of an uncle on facebook marketplace, for weeks I fashioned my bespoke car seats from dog leather, yes, dog leather, there are now a couple dozen laika spirits bound to this honda civic. Nowhere will you find another car as loyal to its master. So no, I did not "randomly" swerve out of the lane officer. Fuck you.

clowndogworld

WOW. HONDA CIVIC DRIVERS AM IRIGHT

1 guy took me on a date to a bar, we were playing pool, he said it was my turn, rubbed my shoulder and then rubbed his boner on my knee. I WAS IN SHOCK.

Then when it was time to leave (SHORTLY AFTER) he told me , "give him a kiss" at his car. i said NO! and to be nice i said "IM NOT READY "then he said "WHEN will you be ready?"

i said IDK i have to go run errands" he said "LET ME PAY FOR YOUR GROCERIES" NO!!!!!!!!!!!

SOME people are so NEGATIVE and hateful for no reason!