not beating the hallegations

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[homestuckteam]

Official Spanish & Portuguese voice dubs + captions are now available for The Homestuck Animated Pilot!

If you haven't heard, the pilot now has official translations! Navigate to the settings on the video to change the audio/subs.

[meuofhearts]

JADE HARLEY!!!!!

I love homestuck so bad….

I found this one too!!!!! I have so many photos oops

[calware]

the other day i showed my friend this tweet:

and they were like "it's kind of sad that it's just cosmetic and your miis can't interact with it" and i went "wait but what if the miis were the checkers... OR going back to the original idea, making miis based off of chess pieces" and they were like "omg an entire chessboard island?!" and at that moment i had to be like. okay we need to stop because this is homestuck now. we're reinventing homestuck

[antigyro]

just because a concept happened once in a large piece of media doesn’t mean that piece of media owns that concept

[calware]

homestuck owns every concept ever

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my dad saw me giggling at my phone and asked what i was laughing at and in my head i just thought "how do i even explain pjackk to my father"

[calware]

Is Dirk's full name "Dirk Girl-Kisser Yuri"?

it will be by the time i'm done with her

[calware]

I’d like to let u know according to tumblr you’re the first person I ever followed. I don’t remember this but its beautoful

aw thank you :)

[calware]

oh yeah. big hal. big brother is watching.

you know it

[calware]

swimz please please do you remember using a reaction image of a little thing holding a matchstick and a can of pouring gasoline.

YES!

[calware]

What if instead of Lil Cal 2 we get Lil Hal. #CouldBeHuge

we should get big hal. which would also be huge but in a different way

[dorkhellbside]

the urge to make a webcomic/game/interactiveaskblog/fanfic

[dorkhellbside]

im always like i want to do something smaller than a year long+ story so i can learn how to do things and then get scared about doing even that because i tried running an ask blog when i was a teenager and quit after like 5 posts and i dont wanna do that again LOL. idk the idea of running out of juice due to boredom or external irl circumstances makes me blargh. yk blaaargh.

ok not boredom but i keep holding myself to massive standards for no reason and then start banging my head on a self imposed wall in my desire to get my creative vision across. perfectionist fail

[dorkhellbside]

but alt universe june stuckhome hal trying to move out of her older brother's apartment and stuck in yume nikki hell is such a tempting idea you have no idea.

[dorkhellbside]

i swear i thought i elaborated on this thought before, but maybe i just.. drew it. *rummage*

no i just thought about it really hard. the other sort of story post about bunny prince.

i was really close to instead of writing the flashdrive, writing a bunny shaped lump of uranium, but it didn't quite fit. hal is handing over rights to a story she made over to dave. it's the same action of tearing out your heart and the same amount of pain.

cat roxy was going to be an old childhood friend that hal holds deep feelings of insecurity over. he being able to leave hal behind, and do other great things, she imagines. hal uses her likeness in the story, and binds her to be under her control. cat roxy is entirely a manifestation of her feelings of inadequacy from writing the same story repeatedly. she lets herself be the villain in the story out of the same sort of self punishment, but because of this, nothing goes anywhere.

crow dirk (also another manifestation) represents her suicidal thoughts. though he frames it as putting hal out of her misery, he is packed with hal's self loathing thoughts. hal accidentally kills the original bird in an accident, but she reframes it as something she did simply because "she was a bad person". she refuses to let go of the bird's corpse, and self harm with the thought.

bunny dirk wants to turn the inherently evil hal good, and save dream roxy and they'll all live happily together like how they all used to as kids. this dirk represents an idealized past, wanting to reconnect with roxy and then sealing the coffin back up again.

there isn't a plot or anything, i'm just pointing at this and hsbc and going Huh.

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and i'm sure the curtains are just blue

[calware]

people are like "who could the old man be?" i thought we all understood "the old man" colloquially means "my dad"

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[altairyourclothesoff]

If I see one more person on my Facebook wall call Homestuck 'Homosuck', I am going to fucking crane kick them in the chest.

If you don’t like the series, that is totally okay.

But you sound like a complete and total tool when you call it that, and you might as well wash your mouth out with acid.

[calware]

people are like "who could the old man be?" i thought we all understood "the old man" colloquially means "my dad"

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i know karkat's survival in the brooding caverns as a grub was like predestined via temporal paradox so that he'd go on to play sgrub, create himself and his friends, perpetuate the time loop, etc. but other than that i know he was born to be a day-of wedding coordinator

[calware]

my irl friends jumped me for making this post