&. words like weapons

i can see you staring honey like he's just your understudy like you'd get your knuckles bloody for m e second, third and hundredth chances balancing on breaking branches those eyes add insult to injury camila mendes. rags hq

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hlllvnds​:

season 5! almost done with the show, i don’t know how to feel about it. but season 4 was definitely a rough one, don’t know how i made it through but i persisted. i would absolutely love to guest star on riverdale, can we please make that happen? i don’t know what role i’d play but i promise i’ll make it memorable. you’d get a role in the musical in the heartbeat, that i do know. hired on the spot. 

you’re in deep there, you’re so close to the end, you can’t give up... i say this though i get to the second last season of the vampire diaries and i give up. same with gossip girl, i’m terrible. we have to make that happen, i’d love to see you as a serpent to be honest, cute as all hell. it’s my 2020 mission to make it so. oh you’re too kind! i would be so nervous in front of all those huge name actors! and then there’s just... me.

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taswift89​: 

it’s got a cream cheese frosting on it!! i don’t think it counts, as a cinnamon bun without a glaze. i think that’s more of a sticky bun, technically. oh sure, i think the ace of hearts would definitely be the right card. thank you, but i don’t actually know if i could be on a cooking show. i’m kind of a perfectionist, and if it didn’t work out i would lose it. 

oh, that sounds delicious! my mouth is literally watering and now i want one. you’ve awoken the cinnamon bun beast within, taylor, you better be prepared for the consequences! i do also enjoy a sticky bun, to be fair. yay! i pulled the right card. oh really? i think you’d be so adorable on it, you always make me laugh in the interviews i’ve seen.

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reinhartfm​: 

“ twenty six and still discovering new talents to excel at. ” lili responded playfully, nudging her friend. “ you could put an l on mine and i’d be satisfied. or a heart, those are adorable. i’d say go for it, just be prepared for the media to start rumours that you’ve been dropped as an actress and had to resort to desperate measures, or something. ”

“what can i say, lil, i’m getting better with age,” cami joked back, leaning into the blonde as she nudged her. “i’ll put anything you like on yours... though, keep in mind i’m not very good. i started by wanting to learn how to do the cute looking leaves and then... well, it’s been awhile since i’ve gotten laid, and a girl has needs.” she laughed, running a hand through her hair as she thought about the statement. “you’re probably right, the media would have a field day with it. heartbroken mendes quits acting and turns to milk art.”

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hqgyllens​: 

i… have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about, but hey, if you’re good at something, that’s enough reason to celebrate, right? even more so if it has to do with kitchen skills — one way or another. i remember this frothy coffee trend that was all over the internet a while ago, does it have to do with that? or is it something else completely. 

there’s a part of me that wants to just show you all the photos of my milk froth art progress, but another part of me that wants you to think i’m a normal human. but yes, let’s go with celebrating! ohhh yeah, the dalgona coffees... i wonder if i could do milk art in that, it technically is frothy. but no, it’s more just drawing certain pictures in milk for my coffees. did you ever have one of those frothy coffees? that’s a weird sentence, i’m sorry.

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hstyles94​:

i feel like that has to be one of the coolest hidden talents. you could pull it out at a party like, ‘oh you can say the alphabet backwards? i can guess your phalluses size through latte art.’ also, do you have any spoilers you can give me?? wait!! don’t actually, i don’t want to know. i gotta say, i only think it would be a bad idea because you would distract from the actual business – it would be more exciting to see you there then your latte art. 

well thank you for the support, mister styles. i should try and bring that out at a party, though i feel like kj would never let me live it down if i got it wrong. and i can’t have him gloating, you know? ooh, i do have spoilers but i definitely can’t tell you because then why would you watch? gotta keep those ratings up! also, i cannot believe you watch riverdale. oh, i don’t know about that, the make up team at riverdale make me look much better than i do in real life, trust me.

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brielcrsvn​: 

do people pay for milk froth art? because i feel like you could have a real market there. people love phallic art. 

i feel like it’d be a thing in japan or korea or something, though probably not phallic art. or if i got a job at a little hipster type cafe. that would work. probably. or i just do it to surprise people, but then you’re inevitably going to offend someone with it.

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zvndayas​: 

for a moment, i truly had no idea what you were talking about. but yeah, reasonable? i don’t know about that. sounds fun, though. i’ll give you that.

don’t make me spam you with photos of the evolution of the milk phallus, z. you’ll be eating your words in no time. been trying to find a use of my downtime while we’re in between filming. we’re not all highly sought after actors, babe.

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jcmorahq​: 

she acts, she sings, she makes phallic art in milk foam - what can’t you do? every artist has a niche. i’m just bummed i’ll be missing out on some latte masterpieces. unless you can really jazz up an iced coffee, that is. best idea i’ve heard all day, baby. 

oh stop, you’re going to make me blush. i can’t really touch my toes, though, so there’s something. i can if i’ve done a lot of yoga but usually my hamstrings are too tight. wow, that was a lot of info from me, i’m sorry. hmm, iced coffee is a tricky one... if you were ok with whipped cream i could try and draw something with that? thankful for your support and thankful for you, gorgeous.

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new talent alert: reasonable milk froth artist. you know, if all you want in the way of cute pics in your milk are um... phalluses. phalli? anyway, with riverdale being on hiatus, i might try for a job as a barista. add to my self imposed indie girl image. good idea, bad idea?

@ragstarters​

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taswift89​:

i finally perfected the absolute best cinnamon bun recipe. i know you’re probably jealous, but play your cards right and i might send you some. but i can’t give you the recipe, it’s going into my super secret book of swift’s special treats. which in case you were wondering is what i would call my cooking show. 

@ragstarters​

ooh, but does it have that beautiful glaze over it -- though, can it really be a cinnamon bun without that glaze? what does one have to do to be sent one? i’ll play an ace of hearts, is that the right card? i would watch that show, by the way, but i’m a sucker for cooking shows.

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hqcevans​:

my poor dog has been recovering from surgery for the past two weeks, and it’s scary how well he’s doing. wasn’t it supposed to be six weeks of rest? after five days the guy was walking around without a care in the world. i’m glad he’s doing good, but, man… i was really looking forward for six weeks of calm around this house. he was already begging for a walk this morning, jumping into bed and giving me the stare and everything. i can’t say no to him, obviously, so i was weak. anyway, hellp. i’m chris, i need help with a dog who thinks he owns me; when it’s the other way around.

oh no! i mean, oh no to the surgery part, what happened to the poor little guy, if you don’t mind me asking? maybe he’s still high on painkillers so he can’t feel that he’s meant to be resting yet. also, i guess it depends on where his surgery was, if it wasn’t on one of his little leggies then he might be ok for a walk? i’d be the same though, i am a weak lady when it comes to the puppy dog eyes. on animals and on humans. damn, i just revealed i’m a pushover. hi chris, i’m cami and i don’t think i can help, it’d just be too pushovers against your dog. i can pretend to look stern though!

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hlllvnds​:

i’ve recently gotten into watching glee, my hiatus has really gotten the best of me. but it’s lead me to believe that i’ve missed an opportunity for a musical, save for my billy elliot days as a young lad. so now i’ve been thinking about a marvel musical, how wicked would that be? but then it made me wonder, what else would make an absolutely awesome musical? could be a million dollar idea here depending on the answer. 

hey, make the most of your downtime, i say! what season are you on? i think i gave up around season... when do they go to new york? 4? and the world is still your oyster, young tom. either that, or come guest on riverdale, we’ve somehow found a way to have multiple musical episodes. a marvel musical? i would so be down for that, i would probably even audition. i’d mess it up because i suck at auditioning, but i’m on board.

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ofarmas​:

i’m curious .. what’s the dumbest idea you have that you nevertheless believe will, if implemented, make the world a better place? i’ll start and tell y’all about mine.. ; if you don’t use a turn signal your car doesn’t turn. there’s not a single thing more annoying than driving behind a person and they’re not using their fuckin’ turn signal. like, how the hell am i supposed to know that you wanna go left if you don’t use your signal?

ok, so this might sound really naive or like basic common sense... or both, but i think just saying please and thank you to... well, to anyone but mostly to retail workers and hospitality workers especially, because so often it’s a thankless job but without my coffee, i’m a zombie, basically. so i need them. but i am so with you on the turn signals, i wish there were like, different sounding horns for your car, so there’s like a little thank you horn and then a huge fuck you, use your signal horn...