CmndrShepderp @cmndrshepderp - Tumblr Blog

Unsolved Mass Effect Mysteries: why in the fuck, when they had basically set it up for themselves, did they not make Miranda a sexy combat secretary

i mean if you’re going to make a character gratuitously hot, just throw in some porn cliches too

and she’s basically shepard’s secretary right

i mean

what is wrong with you bioware :( :( :(

emmavakarian-theirin

“vakarian, sir, i didn’t see you arrive…”

therealmcgee

Just a text-free version. Not sure why anyone would want a portrait of my Shep since we all have our own, but you know, just in case.

arnaerr

You have come too far, Shepard

drabsyo

still thinking about Liara T’Soni as Indiana Jones

justshepardthings

It was a missed opportunity on Bioware's part not to call it 'Mass Effect: Calibrated Edition'.

shit they need to hire this anon right now

soupbasechan

happy birth @jawlipops ko-fi

trahera-deactivated20240609

can’t wait to fall in love with her in 4k 💙

caztopia

I guess Bioware hates my baby boi

maskydoolovesmasseffect

Hes supposed to be like 34-35. They were pushing it with the grey as it was in the original. Here he looks like 50. I hope it's just the lighting.

ljandersen

Mass Effects's aging has always been weird to me. Hackett is 49 in ME1!!! By ME3, he's 51-52. Humans now live to 150 years old. Shouldn't they look better at 50 years old, not worse than modern day? He's only 1/3rd the way through life. Then there's Kahlee Sanders who is 46 (4 years younger than when we see Hackett in ME1). She looks likes 20, while Hackett looks like he's 75. Between the appearance contradiction between characters and lack of scaling for life span, ME aging doesn't make sense to me at all.