🐎ᑕᗩᑭT. ᒍIᗰᗰY🎀

Future Captain of the Tulpar. When people are so kind it actually disgusts you. //Most posts from my twitter/X!

[co-captain-jimmy]

//Feel free to also send questions for Jimmy or me through my StrawPage or via the ask on Tumblr!

[co-captain-jimmy]

Hi mr weed

-@tuplar-weed-dealer

I was fucking wondering when you'd come back, Fucking Donnie.

[co-captain-jimmy]

Do you want to play toys with me

What the fuck? Hell no? Fucking grown ass adult. I only play with the fun kind of toys.

[theirdebt]

Um. Okay... What "fun kind of toys" do you play with? Dinosaurs? Hot wheels?

[co-captain-jimmy]

Fucking. Grown. Ass. Adult.

[co-captain-jimmy]

Do you want to play toys with me

What the fuck? Hell no? Fucking grown ass adult. I only play with the fun kind of toys.

[tulparscaptain]

What if I just made out with somebody? Right now?

Polle says: "No PDA on the job!" ... Or something like that. Seriously, Jim. You ask me this question every week. At this rate I'll have to put it down as a note in your performance evaluation. "Wants to make out with air more than he wants to steer away from those asteroids!" What will corporate think?

[co-captain-jimmy]

He just doesn't fucking understand.

[co-captain-jimmy]

If that's the case wouldn't getting ladies pregnant be wpreg?

... Yeah... I guess so... But why are you asking me what the fuck Mpreg is?

[tulparscaptain]

That mysterious entity said they wanted to mpreg you, Jim.

[co-captain-jimmy]

... Tell them to get the fuck away from me.

[co-captain-jimmy]

If that's the case wouldn't getting ladies pregnant be wpreg?

... Yeah... I guess so... But why are you asking me what the fuck Mpreg is?

[co-captain-jimmy]

Jim what does mpreg mean

Getting a man pregnant, Curly. That's what it fucking means.

[co-captain-jimmy]

let me impreg you

No fucking thank you.

[co-captain-jimmy]

". . ." "Am I good, Jim..? Like.. a good, girl or whatever..?"

-@specialgalofthetulpar

Mm... Well I don't know... Have you been trying to act like a good girl or have you been acting naughty and hoping I wouldn't figure it out eventually?

[specialgalofthetulpar]

"...nooo." "d'no." "maybe.."

[co-captain-jimmy]

Then I'd say you're being a very fucking good girl. Very good indeed. Always good for your Jimmy, Hm?

[specialgalofthetulpar]

"Ehehe... uh-huhhh." "Very good."

[co-captain-jimmy]

Then maybe you've earned yourself a little reward, what do you say pet? You wanna reward for being a good pet for Jimmy? Because I'll happily give you one.

[specialgalofthetulpar]

{Eager nodding.} "Yes, yeah! Please?"

[co-captain-jimmy]

Then how about Jim here gives you one of the best nights of your life, hm? How would that make you feel, good girl? You'd be willing to accept that as award? Maybe I'll never let you do whatever you want this time around. How's that sound, sweetness?

[co-captain-jimmy]

". . ." "Am I good, Jim..? Like.. a good, girl or whatever..?"

-@specialgalofthetulpar

Mm... Well I don't know... Have you been trying to act like a good girl or have you been acting naughty and hoping I wouldn't figure it out eventually?

[specialgalofthetulpar]

"...nooo." "d'no." "maybe.."

[co-captain-jimmy]

Then I'd say you're being a very fucking good girl. Very good indeed. Always good for your Jimmy, Hm?

[specialgalofthetulpar]

"Ehehe... uh-huhhh." "Very good."

[co-captain-jimmy]

Then maybe you've earned yourself a little reward, what do you say pet? You wanna reward for being a good pet for Jimmy? Because I'll happily give you one.

[co-captain-jimmy]

". . ." "Am I good, Jim..? Like.. a good, girl or whatever..?"

-@specialgalofthetulpar

Mm... Well I don't know... Have you been trying to act like a good girl or have you been acting naughty and hoping I wouldn't figure it out eventually?

[specialgalofthetulpar]

"...nooo." "d'no." "maybe.."

[co-captain-jimmy]

Then I'd say you're being a very fucking good girl. Very good indeed. Always good for your Jimmy, Hm?

[co-captain-jimmy]

". . ." "Am I good, Jim..? Like.. a good, girl or whatever..?"

-@specialgalofthetulpar

Mm... Well I don't know... Have you been trying to act like a good girl or have you been acting naughty and hoping I wouldn't figure it out eventually?

[tulparscaptain]

I want a little brother pls dad

... I'm not sure how to complete that request.

[tulparscaptain]

I'll help you?

[co-captain-jimmy]

How? By snapping your fingers and wishing on a fucking star?

[tulparscaptain]

I want a little brother pls dad

... I'm not sure how to complete that request.

[tulparscaptain]

Get pregnant.

[co-captain-jimmy]

... Yeah. Like it's that fucking easy.

[tulparscaptain]

I want a little brother pls dad

... I'm not sure how to complete that request.

[tulparscaptain]

... Oh. Well. Flynt wants a little brother.

[co-captain-jimmy]

And what the hell am I supposed to do about that shit?

[tulparscaptain]

I want a little brother pls dad

... I'm not sure how to complete that request.

[tulparscaptain]

No?

[donnie9000]

Ya he get pregnant easy that how flynt wis made

[tulparscaptain]

@co-captain-jimmy Jim -

[co-captain-jimmy]

Of for fucks sake! Curly! Do you really fucking believe that?

[tulparscaptain]

I don't know what to believe. That's why I'm asking you.

[co-captain-jimmy]

... OH yeah! I fucking get pregnant!