[kings-evil]

Another adopt (yes I am still working on comms.)

These have been great for getting me through stress induced art block. POTS just isn’t any fun

Anyway, I nicknamed this one Skullet :3

[luisonte]

Sin cgi pierde mucho

[tiredspacedragon]

Sound on

It looks like it can't get any better, but I am begging you, turn the sound on

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

I don't know this sport.

[beardedmrbean]

this sounds like a party to me

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[kings-evil]

Some adoptables I made that I'm super proud of :3

I just cant get sick of drawing Recoms and Na'vi.

1,2,3 are still available, 4 has been sold!

[kings-evil]

$30 each, btw! Neglected to mention that 1 and 3 are OPEN

2 and 4 are SOLD

[kings-evil]

The two on the right are still available. Posting bc everything goes to helping with that bill for my mom ♥️

DM me for purchase

[iron-sunrise]

Bc happy Mother’s Day I guess lol

My mom’s power is in danger of being shut off. She’s got medication that has to stay refrigerated (I’m storing some of it for her, temporarily. Not sustainable since she’s halfway across town)

She’s off the bill by about $75. Asking for literally any help possible. I can’t offer commissions bc still slammed and long covid is messing me up pretty badly right now so. I can only shake my cup. I’m sorry about that.

$kingsevil - cashapp/chime

Ko-fi.com/kingsevil

[iron-sunrise]

10/75!

[iron-sunrise]

Can I shake someone down for like, $25

I just need some staples. Eggs, bread. Perhaps a Fruit™️

$kingsevil (chime/cashapp)

Ko-fi.com/kingsevil

[iron-sunrise]

Its that time again (I am so sorry)

Can I shake someone down for $25ish? $30 at most. All for pads and iron gummies.

Yep, still bleeding. No sign of stopping. Anemia still beating my ass.

$kingsevil (cashapp/chime)

Paypal.me/himteckerjam

[iron-sunrise]

Adding that I’m willing to draw for it. Bit time sensitive

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[picunha]

the transition im crying

[vanity-complex]

I am walking onto the field. Haters are forcefully removing me from the premise

[kings-evil]

Happy #TDOV!! Feel like helping a trans artist keep on keeping on?

I'm visible, maybe even corporeal and trans so here I am! And here's my art Consider throwing me a few bones so I can get a PC and keep making art (which is also how I support myself!)

[kings-evil]

February doodles. Hard as fuck to draw on a dying computer but I’m going to wear this btch out until I can perform a miracle and get a pc

[socksenjoyer]

now we just need this level of sitewide vitriol over the mass banning and harassment of trans women 🥰

[kings-evil]

Two character sheet comm slots just opened up!

Posting here because proceeds go to helping my with my cats and also survival food :)

Headshots will open once I finish the three pack I’m working on

𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖑's Commissions

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[breelandwalker]

@staff @tumblr

Genuine question - Where do you get your update concepts? Where do you keep getting these ideas about "what tumblr users want" with regard to the use and functionality of this website?

Because for true and for serious, whoever is giving you these ideas, they have no idea what they're talking about.

If you're using a focus group, get a new one. If you're using a consultant, fire them. If you're looking at other social media sites and using that as a template, STOP.

The entire charm of tumblr is that it is NOT like other websites. We like it the way it is. We've built a home and a culture and a community that's lasted for over 20 years now, which is more than most other text-based social media sites from the 2010s can say.

If you want ideas on how to improve the site, ASK ACTUAL TUMBLR USERS. They'll tell you things like :

improve the search function

improve the tag system

improve user support and problem reporting

improve account filters to weed out pornbots and spam accounts

do something about the repetitive dashboard ads so that blocking them actually works

use human-intelligence review to prevent hate-reporting against marginalized users and needless deletion of their accounts

do better with removing hate groups and hate content from the site

Or, if you want something else to do, fix the mobile app. Half the time, it doesn't work at all.

It's weird here. It's unconventional. It's nerdy and niche and hard to pin down. And that's kind of the point.

We love our big blue hellsite.

Don't fuck it up.

Sincerely,

Everyone

[jackiefour]

Okay, so according to this post, @staff says they're listening to us, so...

Sound off, Tumblr! How do you feel about the latest update to the reblog and notes?

Hate it. 👎

Like it. 👍

Voting ended onMar 19

No nuance. Go ahead and reblog the crap out of this.

[kings-evil]

Nightcrawler, for K.M.

[throwtime]

I’m about to have a fun afternoon.

So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.

She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.

This should make for an interesting story.

[throwtime]

So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That’s what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude’s house. But I’m very proud to say, this ended without violence.

Arrival:

So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker’s explorer and headed over to dude’s house. Ok the squad: you all know me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of I’d say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling. Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers, screams at them, and then slams the door in their face. Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again. Lo and behold, he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door. He looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threatening individuals and one guy perched on his banister like batman. He was like “FINE. Go take what you’re looking for.”

Retrieval:

So we’re all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We are completely guessing. We didn’t even tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items.The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The linebackers were just randomly picking up furniture, turning it over, and putting it back down. Just showing off how strong they were. In case the numbers game wasn’t enough, I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then there’s me. Who was causing general mischief…. He said to take what I was looking for, that’s what I was looking for. Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich. Because “you guys look like you have it under control, and I’m a sucker for egg salad.” We were in and out in 15 minutes.

Delivery:

So the autobots rolled out and headed towards homegirl’s spot. She was conveniently outside when we rolled up. We got out and she was like, how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don’t. She sent us all an email once and didn’t blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff and we started emailing and that was that. We told her that we went to see her ex. “OMG what did you say to him?” Nothing. We’re not messenger boys. We’re delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked “Wtf is all that shit.” So I explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed. She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwardly with this weeping trainer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like “So…. chipoltle?” And we all got burrito bowls.

What a great day.

[impling]

I was thinking about this story for no reason and decided I should grace you all with it again.

[dduane]

Always reblog the Epics.