Cobwebliss

Fanfic author who takes shit way too seriously and is strangely obsessed with Parker and Chester's dynamic. Adult topics.

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i found your fics on ao3 and i am literally obsessed.. please… im on my hands and knees.. begging for a crumb🐜🐜🤲🤲

Sorry I'm so out of the fandom I haven't even watched the last couple videos that dropped recently yet 😅

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Reuploaded a few of the fics I didn't care for much on AO3. They make me cringe but, eh. Might as well since people have been asking.

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So Chester knows that he took the wrong Parker but doesn't care because now he has a sex pet, right?

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I will not write a fic about Chester fucking clone Parker. I will not write a fic about Chester fucking clone Parker. I will not-

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Sigh. Brb, deleting fics.

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I just found this screenshot on my phone and I wish I remembered any context behind it. I saved it like two years ago, probably from one of Meagan's videos but I honestly don't know. If anybody knows where it's from, let me know.

Anyway, this honestly gives me fic ideas.

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Listen, I love Laurenzside. I've been a subscribed member on and off over the years. I have a Laurenzside jacket. I found Life of Luxury through her.

But seeing all these people claiming she's the biggest Parkster shipper when I have 70,000 words of published Parkster fics???

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I wonder why Chester went with the name Beckington. Is it just because it sounds so close to Bennington? Is he a huge fan of both Beck and Linkin Park?

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"I can make him worse"

-Me writing for this fandom

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Imagine Parker's gimp mannequin except it's Chester, and he makes him stand around naked and frozen with all the writing on him.

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Seriously, how is a site as bad as Wattpad that popular?

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Just deleted my stories off Wattpad. Consider that a failed experiment.

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They're just fucking with us now.

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I should be writing but I'm out day drinking instead. I'm trying to decide if I want to keep working on my current Luxfic or start another one though. And by start another one I mean an Omegaverse fic. I just want to write Omegaverse 😩

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Imagine being like, a random twenty something YouTuber. And knowing all these girls want to fuck your best friend. And that they also want you to get fucked by your best friend. When you get labeled a bottom whether you want to or not. 😔

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The monsters consistently coming out of the closet while Chester keeps trying and failing to do the same.

Life of Luxury is just a metaphor for Chester's pent up sexuality. It's probably all a hallucination in Chester's mind.

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Just to make this clear, I am a nasty adult pro-shipper who will fetishize anything. So, you know, take heed. This is not a safe space for minors.