CoC All Night

An account of investigations into the unknown and then confrontation of the evil found in the abyss. More specifically, this is a collection of memorable quotes from my gaming group's sessions. Common games include Call of Cthulhu, Pathfinder, and Star Wars. -Currently moving posts to here from Twitter-

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Sulna: "What did you do?!"

Kamasu: "I either killed us all or nothing."

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Learna: "The dragons died centuries ago."

Iliriana: "[Snappy] died five weeks ago."

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Irwilnor: "Table for six, please! Seven if you count the horse!"

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Guard: "Does that help you?"

Irwilnor: "Do you want an honest opinion?"

Guard: "I'm good."

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Renja: "Don't trust a man with three first names."

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Jerrick: "Not another ghost child!"

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I don't think I'm intense enough to the join!

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[askrobouteguilliman40k]

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Cadwun after shooting Mandy through her good eye: "Can you see who the fastest gun in the galaxy is?"

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Keeper: "[Mandy] grabs [Gak] and puts her sword to his throat. And no one say 'He can't be hurt, though! Hurr hurr hurr!' No metaing!" Mandy: "Drop your gun or I'll kill him!" Runos: "What? There are too many dead bodies in the room! I can't hear you!"

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Pirate: "You weren't shooting!" Gak using Inspiring Rhetoric: "I needed to get a better shot because she's just so good at killing things!"

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Slen: "They killed Scarlet!" Pirate: "Scarlet?" *Cadwun shows name tag* Slen: "I mean Snarlet! I read his name wrong.” Pirate: "What?!"

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Cadwun: "No. No, that's stupid. I was going to say that with the advantage, the screams sound like 'We're okay!'"

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Gak to a drunk Slen and Runos: "Stop drinking and get up! We have work to do!" Slen: "Sorry everyone! 'Daddy' says we have work to do!"

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Gak: "Who knows how to survival?" TX: "Calius." Gak: "Besides him." TX: "Calius's dad." Cadwun: "I'm not good at that." TX: "Calius's real dad."

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Gak: "Those guys were smuggling body parts! Maybe we should have sent them to the mines." Cadwun: "Yep." Gak: "You don't know who they are!"