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c&c info

an info page (mostly just FAQ) for the cocksley and catapult webcomic!

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Will we ever get to know why Catapult was at pregnant yoga

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allllllrighty then chatroom I ask a simple question. Cocksley lands the fuzzy overhead, 2 bars of meter in reserve, Catapult at 3/4 health. will it kill?

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Which of them is more annoying when they watch a confusing show like NGE

I imagine Cockslet would pretend to get it, while Catapult would say it’s stupid

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i wanna be just like cocksley and catapult wgen i grow up

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puts a large spider in their house (apartment??)

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catapult shadow sa2 pose

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ISSUE 1423: mustard

03 july 2026

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im allowed to harass you friendship style right. maybe i shouldve asked before making a deez nuts joke in your inbox

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Okay so what’s with the titles? Who the hell is Spooch and what do they have to do with Cocksley’s tomato discussion

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i made this comic last year when your askbox was closed and i have been waiting... biding mai time....

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If one of the two C’s conquered the land, would they sic various warriors on the other to have them slayed?

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i think its very easy to try actually i dont think he'd be very strong

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okay im done i will give you grace

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who has the fatter ass

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what’s good homie when are we seeing them fuck nicely style

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I don't ship them together but catapult totally needs a boyfriend