Trouble With Romance (South Park au)

This probably won’t last long.. I’ll try and post as much as I can :).

[mentallyillwithhyperfixations]

E-erm hi! 😓

[clydesballapaloozaextravaganza]

CLYDE: HELLO AND WELCOME TO OUR BLOG!

TOKEN: …What? What are you– Are you taking a picture?

TWEEK: A picture! Are you insane?!

CLYDE: Guys I set up an ask blog for all of us! It’ll be awesome.

JIMMY: An ask blog? Actually, I’d rather pass. Do you think you could retake the picture without me in it?

CLYDE: Nope. He who is in this picture will be a part of this ask blog. Sorry Jimmy, I don’t make the rules.

TOKEN: Clyde, I thought we were just hanging out.

CLYDE: We are! …On a blog!

JIMMY: But–

CLYDE: SHUT UP, I CAN’T HEAR YOU! SEND US ASKS AND WE WILL ANSWER THEM!!! 

[idioticvamp]

[WIP] sketching pony creek !! the number one cure to stress !!

[coco234t]

Craig: So..Have you even met any of my friends? Clyde, Tolkien, Jimmy.

Tweek: I’ve saw them around but I’ve never actually talked to them..

Craig: They’re really nice, I think you’ll like them.

Tweek: …

[coco234t]

Creator: Uhh. Sorry guys for not posting. I was really going through a rough time and I just wanted to relax for a bit. But I’m BACK AND READY TO MAKE MORE CONTENT 🔥

Creator: wip.

[coco234t]

Clyde Clyde Clyde I think you're a little big boned

Clyde: Wh—..What the hell is that supposed to mean..

[coco234t]

(To Tweek) see? he like you, don't mess this up bro

Tweek: U-Uh..I’m not sure if he LIKES ME likes me..

[coco234t]

(To Clyde) how u feel that Craig gay?

Clyde: I knew it.

[coco234t]

it's okay bro just because he rejected you (kind of) doesn't mean you gotta give up 🙏 sit with him at lunch or smth

Craig: Eh, why not.

Craig: Hey, spa—Tweek right? Wanna sit with me and my friends at lunch?

Tweek: Y-You and your friends?..

Craig: Yes.

Tweek: At lunch?..

Craig: Yeah, did I stutter?

Tweek: U-Uhm..I don’t mind if you don’t mind of course..

Craig: I don’t mind, I’m literally the one that asked the question.

Tweek: Oh- then yes, I’d like to sit with you at lunch.

Craig: Alright, see you then.

Tweek: Dream come true..

[creekdealer]

This guy

[ocelotscyde]

Envie de rejoindre papa Johnny

Je dépend de toi #lol I depend on you

[coco234t]

Craig: Well, he’s a spaz no doubt but..He seems..Interesting.

[coco234t]

Tweek: Uhm..Sorry for not responding, I was just a little nervous-..

Craig: I think I can tell..

Tweek:…

Tweek’s mind: What the hell. Is he that blunt? How do I even respond to that?! Is he just a jerk or something??

[coco234t]

Tweek: My name is Tweek Tweak. Recently I’ve gotten a crush on some random emo guy..I have bad taste in romance.

Tweek: Today, I accidentally bumped into him and he offered a hand to me..

Tweek: I got so flustered I didn’t know what to do so I just stood up on my own and awkwardly stared at him. I don’t think he likes me..

Tweek: I think his name is..Craig? Craig Tucker? I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO AND I NEED HELP!! What should I do!?

[Asks open]