eat ate and eateth

heya i'm cod and you're watching disney channel ! 25, he/him (┓^ω^)┛))ﾖｲｻﾖｲｻ

[huffylemon]

[kosmogrl]

“accept you can’t control everything” NOOOOOO

[eebie]

be tender with my love

[cheddar-baby]

Oi dont even joke lad

[despazito]

Sometimes I'll be looking at bullshit online that I know will just rile me up and I have to think of this image to get myself to stop

[perplexingly]

Don't be shackled by the idea that going out can only be done with a group of friends, learn to feel comfortable going alone [remembers that encouraging consumerism isn't progressive] into the deep dark woods

[f0restnympho420]

life is nothing without eroticism and whimsy

[rabbitrah]

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

[rabbitrah]

so few people appreciate the wisdom I have to offer.........

[r04ches]

am i even mentally ill or am i just living in some kind of infinite torture chamber that would make anyone like this

[jame7t]

Now teach the machine about sin

[jame7t]

Now teach it perverse delights.

[goetic-justice]

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

[goetic-justice]

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

[maxxie-or-smth]

i am an unreliable narrator both because i do not remember and also i love to lie

[feralratbitesu]

can i be honest tho i kinda hate makeup bc i love licking my lips and rubbing my hands on my face like a cat or a fly annd i also love wiping my eyes like a sleepy infant all the time so basically i cant do it

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[sygol]

Hi I'm 1 years old and learning to read through your posts. Cigarette.

very good job using your words! will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke

[tsaescii]

how it feels spending money on something i wanted

[beemovieerotica]

it's like she's some kind of cursed homonculus that stole his eyes