I'm in my sacred kitchen, making evil soup

no bianary blue hair piercings (yikes)

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

click on my shiny brand new "tiktoks with vine energy" tag for all the tiktok comps

anyway hello plethora of new followers, please enjoy for a week or two until you realize im not that funny and bounce again

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the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america

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1/4 of you guys live like this

[small-helm]

It do be Mountain time tho

[infectiouspiss]

usamericans are truly something else.

[theweirdwideweb]

God owes us another death to balance this out karmically.

[tchaikovskaya]

Rename nashville it’s that serious

[kiwi]

[billboard-hotties-tourney]

"A rhinestone shines just as good as a diamond.”

Rest easy, Dolly.

[cosmicretreat]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

DOLLY PARTON DIED

[smashorpassgilf]

For those curious:

Our lowest 3 smash are

2.4 for the Elon Musk poll

2.7 for the charles III

4.6 dor Ellen Degeneres

Our highest 3 smash are

95.5 for the second Sigourney Weaver poll

93 for the Appalachian Moutains

92 for the type 30 rotary phone

[fashion-runways]

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[hagnanimous]

Always good to check in on what sports my friends are into to get some perspective. The Seattle Mariners lost so badly yesterday (22-0) that the Mariners subreddit converted to actual maritime posting.

Just true Seattle mariner posts. They even made the Seattle Times:

So I guess things could always be worse

[speedlimit15]

#MyFunAnxietyDotCom

[liberalsarecool]

Data centers have a very limited lifespan but their consequences will be felt for generations.

[bathorycassette]

do tumblr ads ever make any sense for anyone else

[tlirsgender]

I am once again thinking about first nations Logan Wolverine. Everyone think about first nations Wolverine with me

[tlirsgender]

Loving the number of people who aren't even xmen fans interacting with this post. I'm taking your hands we're thinking about first nations Wolverine together. You don't have to know what I'm talking about you know our friend Logan he's indigenous

[tlirsgender]

Returning to this post to talk about it more. Let's get into it. I've said this before but I'm saying it again. Isn't it thematically delicious and makes his backstory like 10x more fucked up. His whole thing about like... trying to remember who he is or where he came from. The government experimenting on him. The level of dehumanization. And so on and so forth... also just vibes lowkey he reminds me of my northern ndn friends. You understand

[tlirsgender]

Logan loves being cold as fuck in the middle of nowhere with his truck. Touching a deer. I know what he is

[teaboot]

What's your opinion on garlic bread and on grilled cheeses?

YOOO THE OTHER DAY I SHMEARED SOME BREAD WITH GARLIC BUTTER AND GRILLED A CHEESE IN IT THAT SHIT WAS IMMACULATE