I'm in my sacred kitchen, making evil soup

no bianary blue hair piercings (yikes)

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

click on my shiny brand new "tiktoks with vine energy" tag for all the tiktok comps

anyway hello plethora of new followers, please enjoy for a week or two until you realize im not that funny and bounce again

[segamascott]

could be us

[rogaladin]

[starberry-cupcake]

remember when dolly parton singlehandedly donated one million dollars for the research and development of the moderna vaccine during the pandemic, because I remember that all the damn time, especially when so many millionaires and billionaires did nothing while singing imagine from their living rooms pretending to care, dolly helped develop a vaccine so many of us around the world got and saved countless lives

rest in peace, dolly, you are a true legend

[violetlilly23]

rock paper scisors but it's Emma Barnes, Taylor Hebert, and Scion

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the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

1/4 of you guys live like this

[small-helm]

It do be Mountain time tho

[infectiouspiss]

usamericans are truly something else.

[theweirdwideweb]

God owes us another death to balance this out karmically.

[tchaikovskaya]

Rename nashville it’s that serious

[kiwi]

[billboard-hotties-tourney]

"A rhinestone shines just as good as a diamond.”

Rest easy, Dolly.

[cosmicretreat]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

DOLLY PARTON DIED

[smashorpassgilf]

For those curious:

Our lowest 3 smash are

2.4 for the Elon Musk poll

2.7 for the charles III

4.6 dor Ellen Degeneres

Our highest 3 smash are

95.5 for the second Sigourney Weaver poll

93 for the Appalachian Moutains

92 for the type 30 rotary phone

[fashion-runways]

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[hagnanimous]

Always good to check in on what sports my friends are into to get some perspective. The Seattle Mariners lost so badly yesterday (22-0) that the Mariners subreddit converted to actual maritime posting.

Just true Seattle mariner posts. They even made the Seattle Times:

So I guess things could always be worse

[speedlimit15]

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