Emily Dickinson Take The Wheel

Kit | 25 | Free Palestine and block me if you disagree | I'm a union organizer and the voice of Caroline Carr in a podcast called They Say a Lot of Things.

[codenamemaximus]

Just went to a gas station at 1AM and the cashier was blasting jazz music to drown out the corporate-mandated pop playlist. Standing in the middle of the store was an absolutely disorienting experience

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[noknowshame]

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

[bitchesgetriches]

Companies That Tried to Save Money With AI Are Now Spending a Fortune Hiring People to Fix Its Mistakes

Companies that rushed to replace human labor with AI are now shelling out to have IRL workers to fix the technology's screwups.

Delicious. We love to see it.

[tobaeus]

@ralfmaximus

[ralfmaximus]

Ultimately, she spent 20 hours redoing the copy from scratch — and with her $100-per-hour rate, that meant her client was shelling out $2,000 for copy that likely would have ended up being far cheaper had a human just written it in the first place.

I love stories like this.

[tacofriend]

Get peer reviewed!

[lierdumoa]

[codenamemaximus]

prostitute and constitute should be opposites but they're not and that's reason number 5,398 why the english language should be abolished

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

“why are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblr” oh so you think you’re gonna be normal when you’re my age? you think you’re gonna be CURED?? you think the witches’ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now

[marisatomay]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[the-beaches-band]

[rslashrats]

mr beast partnering with the lds church to help bring in younger people so they can marry off said younger people was not in my 2026 bingo

[rslashrats]

[marxismopportunism]

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

[saywhat-politics]

this is what it has come to for Mexican restaurants in the Twin Cities

[dajo42]

welcome to EVIL SCHOOL heres your timetable for the day first you have SHADOW MATH then after that you have CREEPY BIOLOGY then GYM

[dajo42]

before you comment "gym is already scary on its own" consider what the joke of the post is and consider whether multiple thousand people have already said it and consider what you would feel if multiple thousand people just repeated the punchline of your joke at you for years as if they came up with it and consider making a different comment im begging you im fucking begging you

[starwalker-------official]

[diogenes-2-electric-boogaloo]

pizzing me off...

[starwalker-------official]

Pizzing me off, of Course...

Fuck, it's genius... why didn't I think of That...

[wavesxy]

Change my mind.✊👊

[effemar]

nobody tells you this bc it’s stupid but the best thing to do while on your period is play the sims 4 on a laptop in bed. not only is the sims 4 more fun when you’re emotionally disregulated but the processing power required for the worlds least optimized & shittiest video game of all time will cause your laptop to actively try to kill itself and depending on your position while playing the 3000 degree nuclear meltdown occurring in your lap makes a wonderful natural heating pad. Pro gamer tip