Coffee After Midnight

12 - 23 - 91 I'm a guy that likes coffee, cats and other stuff. like writing and roleplaying. expect fandom and aesthetic from me

[coffeexafterxmidnight]

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Hi, I'm Coffee, and this blog is a mess! I'm 34yo and live in the EST time zone. Nice to meet you.

If you're a roleplay blog, I'm probably following you for one of my sideblogs. I try to introduce myself whenever I follow someone but if I haven't, you might be interested in one of the following:

@xgoodxhunter - Bloodborne rp blog ft Good Hunter and Micolash and a few OCs I never use

@ministrymantrilby - Chzo Mythos rp/ask blog ft Trilby and Jill(OC)

@vampirehuntervanhelsing - Hammer Dracula rp blog ft Van Helsing and Owen(OC)

This blog is mostly for memes, fandom and chat. You might also like my other blogs

@transman-badass - my original fiction blog

@world-of-horrors-au - my creepypasta au blog with the really intense lore

@runner-owen - my gothic fantasy original fiction universe

@coffeexmythos - my half-used Cthulhu Mythos dedicated blog. Come for the fics, stay for me reblogging my self published stuff from my original fiction blog. (I promise I'll write more fic soon!)

There are others but these are the most active ones. Hope you find what you're looking for! Stay safe out there.

[guineapiggies]

Via cyd_dwyer

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[klywrites]

what is ur favorite cuss word or phrase when you play video games?

I'm half joking but it's probably "sir" (derogatory) lol I say it so often in different tones. I don't know why or how or when I started.

sir (you're being unreasonable)

sir (disappointed)

sir (excuse me)

sir (appalled or incredulous)

sir (are you stupid)

sir (that's an unreasonable demand. you've killed dozens of people, and you still think I'll give you what you want? fight me.)

sir (fuck you)

[revenantlore]

This is delightful

[swan2swan]

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

[luimnigh]

[ladydevoir]

[skelotan]

Thanks for reading. <3

[hiveswap]

that one friend breakup. How do you feel about it

i still miss them a lot and would reconnect

I still miss them but i dont remember any specifics of us hanging out

i still miss them but no desire to reconnect

i got over it by now but i remember stuff

I don't care/remember specifics anymore at all lol

never had one of these/dont know what you mean

Voting ended onJun 26

[abeterger]

my shaders did NOT react well with carrot cake…

[enderzorua36]

Flan 🍮

[pangur-and-grim]

my humours have balanced. I have become mentally normal again

[pangur-and-grim]

no, mentally normal people can still write spider sex books

[teaboot]

YOU

[unusual-dolls]

[homunculus-argument]

A three-circle venn-diagram where the circles are "sex workers", "the furry community", and "people working in morgues". I don't know what the overlap parts are.

[flufflogic]

Fourth circle needed: IT workers

[homunculus-argument]

You say that with such confidence that I am compelled to trust your vision. Personally I have no idea where this is going.

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: My chickens refuse to roost on their perches, so I’m trying to find their leader among them.

[illfindyouonwikipedia]

King’s Day Week

I am alive and presenting you the King's Day Week challenge.

Second list can be used separately or lyrics from it can be used as alternatives for promotes \ words from first.

Upd. It can be used for art too.

[transman-badass]

*kicks open the door*

HEY I JUST RELEASED A NEW BOOK

SWORD AND SORCERY NOVELLA WITH AN OLD MAN MC

THERE'S VIOLENCE! AND RUINS! AND VIOLENCE! AND EVIL MAGIC! AND VIOLENCE! AND A GOD-TWINK! I'm not kidding about the violence. I write horror primarily and you can tell.

You can get Island of the Baboon God on Itchio! And a few other places but it's on Itch first. I'll put it on Kofi and Payhip later. Just let me yell first, okay?

It's $4.50 USD but if you send me an ask off anon, I'll send you a copy in exchange for an honest review anywhere you want.

Island of the Baboon God by Vincent Lore

A sword and sorcery adventure

COME SEE!

[lonelyroommp3]

cats are genuinely fucking useless man

[lonelyroommp3]

okay sure that’s progress i guess

[lonelyroommp3]

WE’RE SO BACK

[lonelyroommp3]

are you enjoying your One Cold Paw

[william-s-churros]

i think i saw a movie like this once

[maidslime]

Ok I needed to know the story and

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

[ileftmytardisinmiddleearth]

RIP Doctor Who

(again)

[deepdwellingsteamboat]

BLUE PLANET II 2017・1x05 Green Seas