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“Ho...? Everyone is really asleep, aren’t they? Just in the streets and sidewalks like this? That’s certainly a dangerous thing, isn’t it?”

Time for a little search of phones... For looking up to see any of their emergency contacts were awake, of course. Definitely not for stealing or other nefarious purposes. Only an evil person would do that!

#I'll come up with something a little later but yeah he's up to no good #anyone want their money suddenly missing lmao #🔫: First Singularity--Dreamscape #🔫: Dash Commentary #isola mini

sophosian‌:

▲ ❝ Perhaps, but there are always various hobbies and volunteer work one could do in the place of coming out of retirement to work. Being employed or not does not dictate your character nor value, ❞

“While I admire your wisdom--and very kind words, I must say!--I run into a bit of a monetary issue in this place. I have no access to my trusts and accounts, you see. So to sustain my hobbies, I must find some semblance of employment, no?”

#sophosian #it's gonna happen #might as well be making money when he throws it out #see what i did there ohoho

And here’s that follow-up starter call! I’ll put a tentative cap at 3, but if you’d really like to plot something please let me know!

#isola rp ad #🔫: Out Of Crimes

(I’m very sorry things went quiet over here; things are a little rough. So to get things rolling again, I’ll be posting a new starter call and trying to get off on a better foot. If I didn’t get you in the last one, please let me know and I’ll be happy to write you another!)

#🔫: Out Of Crimes #you can like this post or im me whichever you prefer!

“Hm... perhaps I should look into a place of employment as well. Retirement does not keep one spry, after all.”

#isola mini #get a job old man

oneeyedpsychic‌:

“You know, I’m sure people who are horrible at math would argue otherwise. Luckily for you, I’m not one of those people.”

She didn’t have any objections to him taking a seat either. After all, if he was sitting then he wasn’t getting into trouble. And look at that! She was even kind of enough to grab him a little paper cup with water in it from the break room. Please don’t tell Waver she was being mean earlier.

“Hmm, that?” Zal asked, leaning casually against the top of one of the chairs. “You must have just arrived then. We all just got back from this… Well, I really don’t know how to describe it other than a shitstorm. Y’know, end of the world type deal. Shoved us into different forms while it was at it. Stuff on that scale is… surprisingly normal around here?”

“Sometimes it feels more like an inconvenience when it happens so often. Like, gee, thank you gracious captors for being major assholes and risking our lives for your amusement or whatever we’re all here for. Tests or something.”

Someone sounded annoyed.

“That’s why some people might be on edge. Well, the people who were brought here like you and me. The npcs don’t seem to remember being taken to some weird, MMO-styled fantasy land.”

NPCs? MMO? Captors? All things he could ask from the view of a newcomer, he supposed. So as she spoke, he merely sipped at the given drink, eyes focused and bright.

“I see. So it seems that much isn’t so different either. I’m used to strange things shifting and unusual, unavoidable circumstances where I come from. An inconvenience it may be, but usually the knowledge gained in such an event is worth the trouble, wouldn’t you say? Ah... no, your face says otherwise. Like it’s incredibly annoying! Understandable, understandable.”

“So you remember these fantastic events, but the ‘NPC’s... do not. Is that true for others who have been here longer?”

#oneeyedpsychic

@houndofireland liked for a starter!

“Well, I suppose the situation could be worse, couldn’t it? Let’s stick to being cordial flatmates.”

Rooming with a famous hero made his skin prickle a bit... Especially one so ferocious.

“...Don’t suppose I can make you a drink, Lancer.”

#hi roomie!#houndofireland #spiraleFES

@keiisho liked for a starter!

“Ah, there you are! You certainly know how to keep busy. I had the pleasure of running into one of your guard dogs at that agency you run.”

To get a lay of the land, he thought it would be a good idea to pose as a bartender at this little melon celebration. After all, people talk more when they’ve had a bit to drink.

“Come, have a seat. Can I get you anything, Caster?”

#What does poor Waver do with all these chaldea servants...?#spiraleFES #keiisho

@roseumperor liked for a starter!

“I admire your tenacity. That’s a very big carnival prize up there. However...”

“That game is rigged, you know. Going about it conventionally won’t get you anywhere. Try cheating.”

#what a terrible influence...#roseumperor #spiraleFES #I hope this is okay!

( I’ll be turning that starter call into SpiraleFES-themed starters from here on out! )

#It gives me more to work with I think #🔫: Out Of Crimes

“Hero business, hm... Well, it was a little fun to play someone trying to save the world, I’ll give it that!”

Much more fun to try and destroy it, though.

#🔫: Dash Commentary #isola mini

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞