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I am Robert Cyger, Chairman of C.O.G.S. Inc. No more information is required.

Hi yall won't BELIEVE who it is again. @the-ecl1pse here back at it again with another blog. I also run @svp-allan-bravecog, @calm-before-the-monsoon, and two OC blogs. Please enjoy.

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i accidentally asked your employees this because i forgot your had a tumblr account anyway mr cyger whats atransgender

Transgender - Wikipedia

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Hey Robert, you won't really believe me on this, but the... Toons? I think they're Toons. They were able to make me understand what my plants are saying. I got questioned about it before, and apparently Toons themselves can talk to them, so I don't think it's completely off the table for this to be true? But since then they've been talking to me about their needs, their feelings, puns they've thought of. It's... very weird but very nice at the same time. It's nice to talk to them and hear them talk back... I- uh... don't fully remember why I came to tell you about it, I just think you'd think it's neat. -@thomassaggs

"It must be getting late if you're coming to me telling me the plants can talk... Here, let's pack up for the night, okay?"

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you got a big ass head boy

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hey mr.cyger we havent heard from you in a while. are you okay? what happened with crystalline? is everyone okay?

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Oh, but we can tell him, dead. Why don't you tell us why you're here? Or do you know we would warn him for what you're doing?

"Don't worry, not even you will remember me being here."

THUNK.

You have lost connection to Crystalline Cyger.

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What are you REALLY here for. To hurt your son again?

"It doesn't matter what I'm here for. Nobody except for you will even know I'm here."

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Robert. It's The Don.. Gotta meet up wit'cha 'bout somethin'.. Get back t' me when ya can.

(@floatin-in-the-styx )

Right. 'course, Cosmo. I'll see when my schedule is open to meet, and I'll head your way.

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a gift for Mr cyger for his many years of sitting at desk and doing business things

".....Is this what you toons are making with the resources you're so violently fighting back for? ...Merch of me????"

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la-z-boy looking head ass

You hear a girlish giggle alongside snowy footsteps. "He does look like that, doesn't he?"

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We know you're there, Crystalline. Why did you come back?

"...I came to pick up my spare 'nunya'."

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[Crystalline Cyger is now in range. Opening asks for Crystalline.]

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so, what's your son's favorite type of stuffed animal? and how big is his collection?

He likes bears the most. And he has probably hundreds. He has a closet dedicated to keeping the ones he can't fit on his bed.

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why not? what did the big guy do?

None of your damn business, toon.

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aw why not? cant a boy have a relationship with his grandparents?

Mr. Saggs Senior is no man that Bobby should be around. Thomas' continuous use of his name is a thorn in my side.

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so. hows the divorce going, big man?

WHAT DID I JUST SAY

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what are your parents like? does bobby have any contact with them?

Bobby does not have contact with the suit that built me. He never should, and never will.

Now stop prying into my personal life.