ZACH
okay girlie I've got a juicy one here so cute fluff into fucking filthy smut.
So basically Zach invites you onto the podcast (Jared is the only other person there and maybe Skylar idk anyway) and throughout you two are just flirting with eachother and you eventually go and sit on the couch next to Zach and he places his hand on your thigh and like stares into your eyes anyway I digress when the podcast is finished all of you go out for drinks and both you and Zach end up getting really drunk and end up getting a taxi back to your place and well you know and then after you two are just snuggly and it turns into cute fluff again
LOVE YOU POOKIE 🖤
Warnings: SMUT18+, strong language, friends to lovers, mentions of drinking, being drunk, heavy flirting, kissing, hair pulling, biting, scratching, hair pulling, oral (both), fingering, unprotected sex, creampie, filthy fluff
Word Count: 4.6k | unedited
I also wrote it as they walked home, no taxi, but that’s the only thing I changed. I realized after I wrote all of it.
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“Hello, hello, and welcome back..” Zach starts out, “..For another episode of Dropouts. Today.. oh boy, today we have the lovely, the talented, and the beautiful..” he gets closer to the mic and mumbles, “I must add..”
He leans back and you roll your eyes with a smile as he continues, “Y/n y/l/n everybody.”
Everyone there claps and you sigh, “I was wondering when you were going to text and beg to have me on.”
“I..” Zach laughs, “Listen, I did not beg, okay.”
You furrow your brows and tilt your head, “Yeah, okay. Sure.”
“Okay, I may have… what’s the word?”
“Embellished?” Jared asks with a laugh and Zach snaps, “That’s the word. I may have embellished the idea of her coming on today and guess what. It freakin’ worked so.”
“Yeah yeah.” You laugh, “what’s the plan for today?”
Zach shrugs, “You wanna meet Lady May?”
“She’s here?!” You ask, sitting up with excitement, “Fuck yeah I do. Bring her out.” You look around and Skyler stands up with her, “She’s taking her afternoon nap.” He says as he stands up to walk over to you.
“She can afternoon nap on me all she wants..” you gasp as he hands her to you, “Look at her! She is so sweet.”
“So, going back to that afternoon nap thing..” Zach says and you look over at him, completely oblivious to where this is going, “Yeah?”
He chuckles, watching you as you’re starstruck by this tiny creature, “Is that open to anyone or just..”
“Zach. Quite trying to sleep with all the guests.” Jared shoot and Zach scoffs, “I’m not trying to sleep with her I’m trying to sleep on her, god, Jared. Get your mind out of the gutter.”
You look up at Jared, laughing at him and you look at Zach, “you being both of your dogs and you might have a good chance.”
“That.. still doesn’t..” Jared sighs, “I’m just going to stop because I’m never going to get through that titanium skull you must have.”
“You get points for trying.” Zach finger guns him and sighs, “If my dog goes missing I know exactly where I’m looking first.”
“Good thing I’m smarter than you.” You smirk at Zach and he furrows his brows, “Mm, give me a second. I’m trying to figure this one out on my own.”
“Are you saying… that you won’t keep the dog at your house.” Zach points to you and you lift your hands and gently clap, “Wow, you must have been hitting the books last time I saw you.”
“You saw me last night, what are you talking about?”
“Whoooaaa.” Jared and Skyler yell at the same time, “Breaking news.” Jared laughs and Skyler scoffs, “So it wasn’t Zach just shaking hands with the milkman, alright.”
“Oh.. my god..” you close your eyes, laughing as you shake your head, “I didn’t.. need to know that, but okay.”
“I was actually in bed by eight p.m last night, alright. There was no shaking of the hands with anyone who delivers milk.”
You laugh, running your hand over the small dog laying in your lap.
“So, y/n.” Jared starts out, “I heard you got a brand deal with Huda Beauty? Going to be in some ads, huh?”
You nod, “that is correct.”
“What’s that, like makeup?” Zach asks and you nod, “Yeah, foundation, fragrances, beauty tools, all that jazz.”
“They’re going to make you play a saxophone? How cool is that!?”
You stare at Zach for a few seconds, blinking before looking at Skyler and Jared, “He amazes me with how fucking quick he is with this shit.”
“That’s just how my mind works, baby.” Zach claps his hands together, “So when does this brand deal go into effect?”
You lean in, “Hopfully next week-“
“Oh, hold on.” Jared points, “I think her mic stopped working.”
“That’s okay.” You get up, holding the dog as you maneuver around to sit next to Zach, “Does this work?”
“Oh yeah.” Zach nods and you smack his arm, “Not what I mean, but okay.” You look down at Lady and shake your head, “She’s just so cute.”
He smirks, “Yeah, I know, but do you have to be so conceited, I mean there’s an almost as cute of a dog sleeping on your lap.”
“Zach.” Skyler groans, “Would you stop flirting with the guest, you’re going to scare her away.”
Zach leans into the mic, “Um, I’m not flirting, okay. I’m just being nice to someone who just so happens to be extra gorgeous.”
You side eye him smirking as you shake your head.
The podcast continues to go good. There’s laughing, Zach being, well, Zach, and you get to talk about what’s going on with you in the next few weeks.
As Jared is talking, Zach slides his hand over, gently scratching the dog’s head, “She’s such a good puppy, isn’t she?”
You nod, “a hundred percent.”
Zach answers to Jared, but he doesn’t move his hand, he just rests it on your thigh, and honestly, it kind of turned you on.
Zach had pretty hands, which only made it harder for you to concentrate, but luckily, Lady was a good cover up for your eyes being on your lap - Zach’s hand.
Every now and then, his fingers would run up and down your jean clad leg, drawing circles and honestly, you didn’t think he knew he was doing that.
You guys were having a serious conversation, or trying to, at least, but you didn’t mind it.
Soon the podcast ended, and Zach wanted his dog back.
“No!” You whine, “I just want to cuddle her.”
“Come by later and you can have all the cuddles you want.” Zach smirks and you roll your eyes, “From you or the dog?”
“Whichever you prefer, my darling.” Zach lifts his hands and drops them back down, “No, but serious. We’re going out for drinks and we want you to come.”
“Fine.” You sigh, giving Zach back his dog, “This better be worth giving up that cute little thing for.”
“I will aggressively cuddle you to make up for it.” Zach walks up, wrapping an arm around your shoulder and you laugh, “Oh, no. That’s not-“
You laugh and shake your head, “Who’s driving?”
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“How’s it goin’?” Zach asks as he leans against the bar in front of you. You laugh, “It’s, uh. It’s goin’.”
“Need another drink? You can put it on my tab.” Zach waves over the bartender and motions to you. You order your drink and smile at Zach, “I think.. I’m about done.”
You laugh as Zach groans, “Oh don’t say that.”
“I’m just not.. I don’t know.” You look around, “Theres just.. a lot of people here.”
“Well, y/n. It is a Friday night and it is a public and popular place to go on said Friday night.”
You grab your glass as the bartender sets it down and you stop him, “Wait, can I get two tequila shots please?”
“Tequila? Oh girl, you’re trying to get me drunk, aren’t you?” Zach laughs and you shrug, “If I go down, I’m taking you down with me.”
“Oh no, no. That wasn’t the deal.” Zach laughs and you shrug, “it is now.”
Two shots turned into four and four turned into six.
“Holy shit.” Zach groans as he slams the last one down on the bar, “I need to get away from you.” You laugh and motion, but he shakes his head, “Correction I need to get you away from this bar.”
He grabs your hand and pulls you with him, stopping when he sees Skyler and Jared, “Hey look our people. Our good, friends, hey friends.”
Jared looks at you, “Is he drunk?”
You nod, “Yessir.”
“So is y/n. Where is she anyway?” Zach looks around before looking down at you, “Ohhhg shiiiit. There you are!”
“I never..” you laugh, “I never left.”
“Wow, that’s great, I-“ Zach walks away and Skyler laughs, “I’ll follow him.” You watch as he walks away after Zach and you shake your head, “I shouldn’t have drank so much.”
“Feeling sick?” Jared asks and you shake your head, “More like.. in my feels right now.” You laugh it off and Jared sighs, “You know what can help that?”
“What?”
Jared points behind you and you turn around to see Zach holding two bottles up and pouring them in his mouth.
“Oh..” you laugh, “No, no. He’s going to regret that.” You look at Jared, “That is so fucking funny.” You lay a hand over your mouth and follow him through the crowd over to Zach.
Zach sets the bottles down and everyone around him cheers. He looks at you and points, “Get over here.” He gives you a come here motion and you groan, laughing as you walk over to him.
He lifts the bottle up, giving you a shot straight to the mouth.
“Whoooa!” Zach cheers and he quickly gets the crowd to start chanting your name.
Everyone know who you were which made it more fun, in a way.
“Come on.” You laugh, stumbling down off small stage with Zach in your grasp trailing behind you. You turn around, “I think I’m going home.”
“What?” He sounds so sad, “Why?”
“I’m.. jus’not feelin’ it anymore.” You laugh slightly, “Im getting sad, I think I miss Lady.”
“Well, I have a solution.” Zach leans up against the wall and tilts his head, “ya wanna hear it?”
You laugh, nodding your head, “Sure, Z.”
“Maybe making out for a few minutes will help us figure things out.”
“Figure what out?” You laugh and he shrugs, “I don’t know, but it sounded good, didn’t it?” He raises his brows and you roll your eyes, “Fuck it. Why not.”
“What?” He looks shocked, “Really? I don’t think that would work.”
“Fucking kiss me before I walk aw-“
Zach cups your cheeks, his lips on yours and you drunkenly make out with each other as you lean against the wall.
Your hand slides up to grip his sweatshirt, pulling him closer, “Zach..” you mumble against his lips, “I think.. we need to.. go.”
“Go?” He pulls his head back, “Why?”
You raise your brows, smirking up at him and he gasps, “Ooohh, ohh, oh.” He nods, “Yep. Yeah, let’s..” he looks around, “They’ll figure it out.”
“Don’t you need to get your card?” You point to the bar and he groans, “Fuck, yes.” He grabs your hand, fingers interlocking with his and he pulls you with him.
He gets his card, signs the receipt in a drink scribble and you leave the bar.
“My house is just a block away. We can walk.” You point, laughing as you stumble down the street with him.
“Oooh, taking me to your house on the first date huh.” Zach looks over at you and you laugh, laying your hand on his chest, “Oh my god, that was not a first date.”
“I dunno..” he sighs, laughing, “With how much you stayed with me.. sure felt like it.”
“I was making sure you didn’t pass out and face plant, Zach. You’re not much of a drinker.” You shake your head, pulling away as you do a spin with his hand in yours above your head.
“Whoa, someone call dancing with the stars because this star, is dancing!” Zach announces as he points to you. You slap his hand down and laugh, “Will you be my partner?”
“Oh I don’t dance. I can’t to save my life.”
You step in front of him, taking his other hand, “You just.. it’s easy.. look..”
He tries, but he ends up tripping over your feet and his feet and he’s on his back looking up at you as you sit next to him on the sidewalk absolutely losing it.
“Are.. oh my god.. are you.. are you okay?” You ask as you continue to die laughing, “Fuck, Zach! I should have listened to you.”
Zach lays there laying, his one hand over his face as his other rests on your thigh. You look down, tilting your head as your laughter comes to a stop, “You have very nice hands.”
“Yeah?” He sits up, “That why you were looking at them instead of the dog in your lap during the podcast today?”
“How did you know?”
“I didn’t until just now.” He smirks, slowly standing up before pulling you to your feet, “But you didn’t push it away so I figured you had some sort or liking for it.”
“You’re annoying when you’re drunk.” You roll your eyes, walking away from him and he chases after you, “Yeah? Is that because you know I’m right?”
“Shut up.” You laugh, smiling up at him as you gently push him away.
“Where the hell is your house, y/n. Feels like we’ve been walking and falling forever.”
You start to laugh again, thinking about how Zach ate the pavement, “stop it that was so funny!”
“It was not!” He argues, fighting back laughter, “Okay. Okay. Maybe it was.”
You point, “my apartment is in that building.”
“My god you’re rich.” Zach shakes his head, “I’m jealous.”
“You have your own house, the fuck you mean you’re jealous.” You laugh as you walk up the steps to the door. Zach follows, “This is a lot prettier than my house.”
You roll your eyes, shaking your head as you unlock the door, “I’m on the top floor.”
“Is there an elevator, please don’t tell me we have to walk up all these steps.” Zach groans and you point, “Of course there’s an elevator, Zachary.”
“What did I tell you about calling me that?”
You furrow your brows, “That you like that I’m the only one who calls you that?”
He nods, “Yes ma’am.”
“You never said that.” You laugh as you push the elevator button, “But I’ll take it.”
Zach laughs, wrapping his arms around you, “I had fun tonight. Thanks for coming out.”
“Why do you sound like I’m dropping you off from a date?” You walk into the elevator, his arms still around you, “You came home with me.”
“Oh right I did.” He laughs and you spin around in his arms, leaning over to press the button. His arms tighten around you and you sigh, “I think we drank too much.”
“Why do you say that?” He looks down at you and you slowly look up at him, “I think I’m starting to spin.”
“Uh oh.” Zach leans back, “If you need to puke, do it away from us please.”
“I’m not going to puke.” You laugh as you step off of the elevator, “Follow me.”
He follows you down the hall and you stop to unlock the door, “Here we are.” You push the door open and walk in, “Home sweet home.”
You set your bag on the counter and Zach walks in, pushing the door closed behind him, “Woooow.” He looks around, “This place is nice.”
“Hey thanks.” You walk back the hall and turn around, “Are you coming?”
He raises his brows, “Is this the part where I get to aggressively cuddle you now?”
You scoff, laughing as you tilt your head, “Just get your ass in my bed.”
“Yes ma’am!” He salutes you with a serious look and you shake your head as you walk into your room. He walks in, kicking his shoes off as he holds himself up with his hand on the wall.
You walk over and grab a pair of shorts and a new shirt, “Im gonna change quick.” You can’t help but giggle as you watch Zach fight to not look at you, “I don’t care if you look, Zach.”
“Didn’t want to make anything weird.” He laughs as he takes off his shirt. You slip on your new clothes, “Zach, we’ve known each other for years, I don’t think anything can be weird.”
“Yeah, plus.” He kicks off his jeans and walks over to lay on the bed, “You had your tongue down my throat a few hours ago.”
You take a deep breath, nodding slowly, “That I did.” You laugh, walking over to sit next to him. He opens his arm, “C’mere.”
He lays his arm over you, pulling you back towards him.
You lay your head on his chest, your arm over his abdomen and you let out a content sigh, “Are you still drunk?”
“Uh huh.” He laughs, “Are you?”
“Uh huh.” You answer, tilting your head up to look at him, “Who was your favorite guest on the podcast?”
He laughs, “Now, I just feel obligated to say you.”
You smirk, “You can. No one’s stopping you”
“Yeah but then, mm.” He tilts his head, “Now that I think about it.. I think you’re my favorite.” You squint your eyes, “Is it because you’re sleeping here tonight?”
“Whaaaat? Nooo. No. Not at all, why would you ask that?”
You laugh, “Zachary.”
“You’re my favorite because you’re you.”
You smile, “I think you’re just saying that, but alright.”
“I’m not.” He brushes hair from your face, “You’re my favorite person.”
“Oh gosh. Okay. Now we’re getting all mushy gushy.” You scrunch up your nose, “I was already in my feelings once tonight, I don’t need to be in them again.”
“Why were you- are you good?”
You nod, “Just.. a lot of stress and shit, you know?”
He nods, “Yeah, but you know I’d drop everything for you. Hell, I asked to make out because I finally had the confidence to do it.” He laughs slightly, “Thanks alcohol.”
“I would have done it sober, Z.”
He looks shocked, “What?! Why didn’t you tell me!?”
“You never asked!” You laugh, rolling over onto your back. Zach rolls over, his face above yours, “Well, I may not be sober now, but do you wanna make out again?”
You reach up, pulling his head towards you. Your lips meet his and move in such a perfect sync.
You bite down on his lower lip, tugging slightly and he gasps lowly, “You really wanna go there?”
“I’ve been waiting to go there.”
“Oh shit.” Zach clears his throat, “Why didn’t you just say so.” He moves his body over yours and your knees rest against his hips.
He kisses down your neck and you drag your nails up his back, “Zach.” You whimper as he bites and sucks at your skin, “Fuck, I need you.”
He kisses back up, connecting his lips with you before sitting up. He works to take off your shorts and underwear as you pull your shirt up over your head and throw it.
He leans down, kisses down your chest. You pant as he takes your one nipple into his mouth and moan as he sucks, “Fuck, yes, yes.”
Your fingers lace through his hair, tugging as he gently bites down, “Fuck.”
He kisses down your torso, over to your hip and he brings a hand up. His fingers circle over your clit as his lips trail up and down your thigh.
He turns his head, his breath fanning over your needy core as his eyes lock onto you.
You stare down at him, lip pulled between your teeth.
His head dips down, tongue licking up through your folds and your back lifts from the bed, and moans escaping your lips.
You tilt your head back, the heel of your foot digging into his upper back as you whine, “That feels so good.”
His fingers and tongue switch places, causing your body to arch with pleasure as his fingers slowly slide in and out.
“F-fuck.” You gasp, your walls clenching around his fingers, “shit, shit, yes!”
Your hips roll and your fingers tug his hair. Your moans fly from your lips as he guides you through your first high.
His tongue circles your clit, flicking against it as his fingers slowly come to a stop.
You drop your hand to the bed, looking up at him with a smirk, “My turn.” You point with your thumb to the bed beside you and Zach raises his brows as he leans up, moving to lay next to you.
You push your self up, your fingers slipping into the band of his boxers. He lifts his hips as you pull them down, biting your lip when you see his cock resting against his pelvis.
You glance up at him and he smirks, flicking his brows up.
You smirk back, leaning down and situating yourself between his legs before dragging your tongue up his cock.
He gasps out, bucking his hips, “goddamn.”
You slide a hand up, wrapping it around him. Your lips attach to the head, tongue flicking and swirling around which earns low moans and groans from him.
His eyes flutter closed and his head tilts back as you start to bob your head, finding a good rhythm. His hand finds the back of your head, sliding down to brush your hair out of his view, “God, fuck.”
He bucks his hips, moaning as you work to take in as much as you can of him. Your eyes squeezing shut as you dig your nails into his thigh.
You move up a little, continuing to bob your head as he moans, “Fuck.. That’s my girl.”
You lift your head, looking at him as your tongue rests on the underside of the tip. He tilts his head, biting his lip as he takes in the imagine before him, “You are so hot.”
You smile as you lean back, crawling up to straddle him, “Says you.”
You align your lower half with his, sinking down on him with a loud moan. He pulls you forward, his arm wrapping around your waist, “you feel so fucking good.”
He moans as you lift your hips and sinking back down, moaning yourself, “You’re so big, baby.” You lick up his neck, moaning in his ear, “I feel so full.”
He moans at your words, his hands sliding to your ass to grip, guiding you up and down, “I swear..” he groans, his grip growing tighter, “You were made for me.”
“Fuck.” You groan, pushing yourself up. Your hands are planted flat against chest, nails digging into his skin as you bounce your hips fast.
Your eyes roll back and your head tilts to the side, “Fuck, fuck, yes yes.” You pant, eyes opening to look down at him.
He watches up at you, teeth sinking into his bottom lip as his fingers squeeze your hips, “That’s it, baby. Just like that.”
You keep your pace, moans growing louder by the second, “F-fuck.” You lean forward slightly, “I-I’m so..” you gasp, sinking you hips all the way before continuing to bounce them, “Fucking close!”
You lean down, your lips crashing onto it. He swallows each one of your moans, exchanging some of his own in between, “Cum, baby, cum for me.”
You moan against his lips, eyes fluttering shut as you guide yourself through your own high.
Once your hips slow down, Zach rolls you over, his own thrusts picking up where yours left off, “so pretty when you do that.” He whispers in your ear, “You’re gorgeous.”
You moan, arms wrapping around his neck, “Feels so good, Z. Feels so fucking good.”
He kisses up your jaw line, connecting his with yours, “You have me so close, baby.” You moan at his words, your legs tightening around his waist, “Need all of you, baby. Please.”
“Yeah?” He groans, his thrusts slowing down, “Tell me what you want.”
You gasp as you feel him thrust in, holding it there as your walls clench around him, “I-I, Fuck..” you whine, “Cum inside of me, baby. Please, please.”
Zach groans, kissing back down your neck as his thrusts pick up, “Feels so good.” He connect his lips with yours, your moans mixing together as his thrusts grow sloppy.
His thrusts slow down and he moans lowly, “Fuck, fuck.”
His cock twitches inside of you and you moan at the feelings, clinging to him as you feel him filling you.
You slowly make out, gasping quietly as you feel his cock slip out of you.
He rolls over and you turn your head to look at him, “ten out of ten.” He laughs and nods, “I gotta agree with you on that one.”
You smile and stand up, “That kinda sobered me up a little. I think I’m going for a shower.” You tilt your head, “Wanna come?”
“I don’t think I can do that again right now, but yeah, I’ll shower with you.”
You laugh, shaking your head, “Just.. let’s go.”
He follows you to the bathroom and you turn on the shower, stepping in once the water is hot. Zach follows you in, sliding the door closed behind you and his hands are on your hips, “Why haven’t we ever thought to do this sooner?”
You shrug, “No idea, but I kinda don’t want it to stop.”
He nods, “I can agree with you on that, too. Damn, we are on fire tonight, baby.”
You laugh, shaking your head as you reach for the shampoo.
After showering, you make your way back to the bedroom and you look at Zach, “Okay.”
“Okay .. what?” He asks as he dries off his hair and you drop your towel and climb into bed, “Now is when you can aggressively cuddle me.”
You smirk as his face lights up and he laughs, “Oh fuck yeah.” He drops his towel and gets into bed, moving over to lay right behind you.
His arm is under your head and his other is holding you close to him, “do you think there will be an outbreak of us making out in that club?”
“I’m going to die if there’s a picture of you lying on the cement.” You turn your head towards him and you both laugh.
“I’m sure there will be.” He scoffs, “I think us making out is better than me eating the sidewalks, you know?”
You nod, “Oh yeah, much hotter, but then again..” you try to hold back your giggle, “I had you on your back and that was a whole lot hotter than just kissing you.”
“Whoa, okay. Settle down, sparky. We’re cuddling.” Zach laughs, kissing the back of your head, “Mm. Your conditioner smells good.”
“Thanks.” You laugh, “I think we should try and sleep.”
“I don’t know, I like talking to you.” You can tell Zach was smiling, which only made you smile bigger, “I like talking to you, too.”
After two hours of just talking about anything and everything, you both passed out, tangled in each other’s embraces and as close together as you could possibly get.
Once you woke up, you rolled over, a relieved feeling washing over you when you realize Zach was still there.
His back was facing you, so you moved over, kissing over his shoulder which made him stir, “Hey, you’re still here.”
You laugh, “This is my house.”
He laughs and rolls over, “Just testing you, calm down.” You smirk and lean in to kiss him, “You hungry? I can make us a hangover breakfast.”
He nods, stretching his arm out, “I am, but I think it’s for something else.” He raises his brows and rolls over, “Spread’em for me, baby.”
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Thank you so much for reading! I love you all soooo much. My apologies, this is a lot longer than I thought it would be but I fell in love and couldn’t stop writing! Hope you enjoyed and I’ll catch you in the next one! 🖤
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