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[ ✉ → DON'T DRUNK TXT ]
✉ → L: Please don't. I'm not drunk enough.
✉ → L: Ah.
✉ → L: Like father like son I see.
✉ → DON'T DRUNK TXT: wow
✉ → DON'T DRUNK TXT: is that you really hate me that much or are you honestly just that much of human fuckin garbage?
✉ → DON'T DRUNK TXT: i'm gonna go with both
[ ✉ → teddy ]
✉ → luka skywalker: that's how it goes if u wait to proposition when ur both blackout
✉ → luka skywalker: got my fingers crossed that i see your 40s
✉ → luka skywalker: natalie here i cum
✉ → teddy: i'm not drunk enough to condone that sort of talk
✉ → teddy: i am a man of the law
✉ → teddy: give me 20mins and we can revisit
[ ✉ → teddy ]
✉ → luka skywalker: you could use some of that money for plastic surgery
✉ → luka skywalker: oof if you could model yourself after natalie portman i'd be down to pound
✉ → teddy: my ugly hasn't hindered my ability to get laid
✉ → teddy: so i think i'll pass
✉ → teddy: my in my 40s once my life spirals out of control
[ ✉ → teddy ]
✉ → luka skywalker: i mean u kinda already live in regret
✉ → luka skywalker: since u have to walk around with a mug like that all the time
✉ → teddy: its alright
✉ → teddy: my money makes up for it
✉ → teddy: money really does buy happiness
[ ✉ → DON'T DRUNK TXT ]
✉ → L: Would I though? Exactly what would I miss?
✉ → L: I knew it.
✉ → L: Try not to punch a wall this time. Your fist will not win.
✉ → DON'T DRUNK TXT: i'm not sending you a dick pic
✉ → DON'T DRUNK TXT: don't worry
✉ → DON'T DRUNK TXT: i'll definitely punch an actual person
✉ → DON'T DRUNK TXT: this time
[ ✉ → DON'T DRUNK TXT ]
✉ → L: Yes, I'm still alive.
✉ → L: Evidentially, so are you.
✉ → L: Which is unfortunate.
✉ → L: ...
✉ → L: Are you drunk texting me right now?
✉ → DON'T DRUNK TXT: fuck you
✉ → DON'T DRUNK TXT: you'd miss me if i was gone
✉ → DON'T DRUNK TXT: MAYBE I AM BITCH
[ ✉ → DON'T DRUNK TXT ]
✉ → DON'T DRUNK TXT: hey bitch, you still alive??
✉ → DON'T DRUNK TXT: dont you fckin leave me on read
[ ✉ → teddy ]
✉ → teddy: i'm drinking until 3s start to look like 10s
✉ → teddy: i'll live in regret later
CHARACTER FLAWS MEME.
bold flaws your character has / italicise ones they used to have, or have partially. feel free to add more.
absent-minded / abusive / addicted / aimless / alcoholic / aloof / anxious / arrogant / audacious / has bad habits / bigmouthed / bigoted / blunt / bold / callous / childish / cruel / cursed / dependent / dishonest / disloyal / disturbed / dubious / egotistical / envious / erratic / fanatical / fickle / fierce / finicky / flirty / gluttonous / gruff / gullible / hedonistic / humourless / hypocritical / idiotic / ignorant / illiterate / immature / impatient / impious / impish / incompetent / indecisive / indifferent / infamous / intolerant / judgmental / lazy / lewd / liar / lustful / masochistic / meddlesome / meek / megalomaniac / naive / nosy / obsessive / oppressive / overambitious / overemotional / overprotective / overzealous / paranoid / peevish / perfectionist / pessimistic / phobic / rebellious / reckless / remorseless / rigorous / sadistic / sarcastic / sceptic / seducer / selfish / self-martyr / self-righteous / senile / shallow / smart ass / solemn / spineless / spiteful / spoiled / squeamish / stubborn / superstitious / tactless / temperamental / theatrical / timid / tongue-tied / unlucky / unpredictable / untrustworthy / vain / weak-willed / withdrawn
Rumour has it... you’re still in love with Cassius, aren’t you Luka?
CHOKING SOUNDS. “ ugh, i just threw up a little in my mouth. ”
Send “Rumour has it...” and a rumour about my muse in my ask!
My muse will then react to it being spread.
- ; phrases that really hit you where it hurts
“ did you really have to be that honest? ” “ every time i see you i just feel more alone. ” “ you changed me. ” “ was this all just a joke to you? ” “ i don’t want to know. ” “ can we start over? ” “ you make me feel so insecure. ” “ i don’t know if i can love you. ” “ every time i wake up i’m reaching for you … but you’re never there. ” “ of course it meant something! ” “ stop yelling! ” “ i gave up on you a long time ago. ” “ you think i care about you? cute. ” “ did you just forget about me or something? ” “ i still need you. ” “ i wanna say that there’s still hope but sometimes things just don’t go your way. ” “ you said you would keep trying! ” “ no, you ARE strong. ” “ you promised me! ” “ fine. you’ll never see me again, okay? ” “ i gave you everything i had. ” “ your eyes can be so cruel … ” “ i can never do anything right can i !? ” “ i want my life back. ” “ stop crying. ” “ you should go. ” “ don’t come back. ” “ does hurting me make you feel good or something? ” “ just stop it. ” “ i was never in love with you now leave me alone! ”
“Shit I Overheard at my Law Firm” Sentence Starters
“Just read this fucker and take it to court.”
“Tone down your depositions, A-hole.”
“He may be a buffoon and a fool, but by God he was innocent.”
*grumble grumble* “Sexist bastards.”
“I don’t want to come into work without teeth!”
“That asshole better stop fucking with my client or else I’m gonna…”
“There are only two pears left. I’m naming them Adam and Eve.”
“Organic seaweed? What the hell is organic seaweed?”
“You asking me fishing?… fuck YES I’m there!”
“When the weather gets hot, I just step out on my back porch and pour water over my head for an hour or two. Works every time.”
“He is an artist. Use of Comic Sans in legal documents is his creative outlet.”
“Throw some Wingdings on that shit.”
“What does a person have to do to get a fucking cob salad around here?”
“I’m trying to decide if I should go insane and body-pump or go home and sleep.”
“You can’t just ring a bell, un-ring it, and then ring it again.”
“We lost. We lost big time. But it’s okay. I’m good. It’s cool. I’ve got whiskey. I’m good.”
*applying lipstick to go to the gym* “What kind of a crazy woman wears lipstick to the gym??”
“Are you going to shut up and FISH today?”
“Do you know of any pet friendly cafes? I’m meeting an attorney tomorrow and he’ll have his non-service hunting dog along. Don’t ask why.”
“Publicly, I agree. Personally, I think it’s chickenshit.”
“Keto diet? Is that like for chemo? Ohmygod do you have cancer?!??”
“I don’t have a circle on mine. Where’s my circle?”
“Don’t judge my printouts. Paper is a renewable resource.”
“The stapler has been compromised.”
“You know that one case? The one with the person from the company whose doing some crazy stuff?”
“I wasn’t fishing. I was lawyer-ing. Much less exciting.”
“For a priest, he’s kind of an asshole.”
“Brownies and bourbon? Sounds like my kinda party!”
“I got a bottle of whiskey calling my name so I may not be back here tomorrow morning or ever.”
yeah a boyfriend sounds nice but a supreme enemy you can make out with sometimes in secret sounds a lot more hardcore
abtaja !
OPEN
Aja had left the paramedic tending to her once he cleared her; her sprained hand was bandaged up and the cuts to her hands and arms were cleaned but nothing could get the images erased from her mind. She’d begun to walk around aimlessly, seeing all of the people who’d been hurt, some more severely than others, and even seeing the bodies being wheeled away. Aja felt her nose starting to bleed, but her mind was somewhere else to wipe it away; the nose bleeds happened whenever she got really upset or super stressed and right now she was a little of both.
She’d almost bumped into someone, snapping her back to reality, “Oh, I’m…I’m sorry. Have you seen a nurse, uh, person yet? I think they’re back over there somewhere,” She said, gesturing behind her.
RELATIVELY UNSCATHED, he managed to get out of the disaster that had befallen the art institute. his suit would cost him a pretty penny at the dry cleaners to ever be wearable again, but a worthy sacrifice in comparison to nearly getting blown up. he just had to go and have a conscience for once— and it had to kick in during a crisis.
his train of thought is thrown off the moment someone collides into his side. there is a retort ready and waiting on his tongue, but he can’t quite bring himself to say it. everyone is stressed— highly so. lashing out over an accident won’t help anyone. “ it’s fine— and i’m alright. but, uh... ” he gets a good look at the dark haired woman now. there is no missing the bloody nose. “ do YOU need to see them ? you’re bleeding. ”
crimsongodss !
Maybe he’ll light up just so he can blow smoke in Luka’s face. Was no shit, Sherlock even a relevant phase? It felt so passé. Luka makes fighting so easy, it’s something that Cassius doesn’t think will ever change.
There’s a part of him that doesn’t really want it too.
The tacked on ‘baby’ is more of a challenge than an admission of feelings and Cassius wants to Luka to know that he’s willing to throw down too.
“Oh and you know how much I love letting you down. Maybe I shouldn’t give up hope on this pipe dream of getting you to step into traffic, love. Sounds like there’s still hope yet.”
A beat.
“Also are you dressed up as Heath Ledger’s Joker? Why? Jack Nicholson’s was clearly better. Or even the Joker from ‘The Killing Joke’ - if we’re examining the iterations from both the movies and the children’s books.”
ALRIGHT SO, this was somewhat entertaining. he could admit that. never out loud, obviously. cassius didn’t deserve the satisfaction of knowing that luka still enjoyed their banter from time to time. he liked being challenged, that wasn’t exactly a secret. someone who wasn’t afraid to go toe to toe with him was typically someone worth his valuable time. and cassius used to be worth quite a decent chunk of his time— until he wasn’t.
“ don’t get your hopes up, moya zvezda. you’d be the last person i’d ever off myself for .” they were on a kick with the sarcastic use of terms of endearment, may as well keep it up by using the one luka would have actually called him when they could stand each other. it just had more oomph that way.
“ of course i went for ledger’s joker ! nicholson’s was good when we were kids— he was just comic booky enough, but the nolan version is more applicable and fitting to today. more gritty and realistic. and children’s books ? really ? the killing joke is far more appropriate to an older crowd, teen at minimum. next thing you know you’ll be saying saying that frank miller’s works are for children. that is fucking ridiculous. it is a good thing you’ll never be a father. you’d be fucking AWFUL at it. ”
