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When I wanted to add an office to the back of my house, I asked the carpenter’s union to send me a young man who liked to work in the nude. The union clerk laughed but sent me Jake. He does good work, and the very first day, he earned a nice bonus by letting me blow him. Jake works by the hour so it could take awhile for him to finish my office.
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