Bertolt Hoover @colossalexbertolt - Tumblr Blog

if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would tell me to use a less heavy-handed metaphor

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and yet

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I love this because if I were to write a literary novel in the Western cannon that described the image of an apple with a chunk bitten off, any high school English student would tell you it is a Bible reference meant to represent the source of all evil and downfall of humanity and YET

josaprcat

Alright, if y'all are so smart, what’s the evil symbolism behind this?

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super-affection

open boat rp

*horn blares*

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colossalexbertolt

"Bertolt Hoover! Get in here right now!"

His eyes widening at the sound of her tone. Setting his book down and standing up from the couch and heading to the kitchen where she was, “What, is something wrong?”

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Her body relaxed a bit more hearing him say he cleaned the house. It was one of the first things on her to do list since she knew it was going to be the beast.

Walking over to him, her fingers gripped his shirt lightly as she looked up at him lovingly. “I love you.” she purred softly as her lips met his chin gently. “But if I find out another girl was here at all, your balls are gone.” She had become incredibly jealous lately during her trip. They had gotten into a screaming match when they had skyped the one night when he said he was going out with the girls in their group. She felt like she wasn’t good enough anymore and lashed out instead of talked it through like they normally had done.

Letting go of his shirt, she slid by him and went up to their room to start fully unpacking her stuff. Thoughts slid through her head as her clothes came out of the suitcase of how their dynamic was unstable now. He wasn’t her master anymore, he was just…Bertolt. She felt like she could just walk over him again like when they were in school together.

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His smile grew as she planted a kiss on his chin, and he let out another chuckle. Why in the world would he ever go for another girl when he already had her? He honestly wasn’t sure why her jealousy was so strong recently, he hadn’t been nearly as assertive as he used to be, but he had relaxed a lot recently because they both had been traveling, figuring he’ll get them back into the groove of those things when they settled in again.

Walking back to the living room to put a proper book marker into his book and moving it from the couch to the table, before walking up the stairs to join her in their room. Walking up behind her, he wrapped his arms around her and pressed his lips into the crook of her neck, “Let me help you unpack, I bet your tired.”

#as long as its in the fun way lol

colossalexbertolt

"Bertolt Hoover! Get in here right now!"

His eyes widening at the sound of her tone. Setting his book down and standing up from the couch and heading to the kitchen where she was, “What, is something wrong?”

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A cup got slung right by his head smashing against the wall behind him. “Where did you put it?” she growled at him. She had left traveling for a while and coming home, she hid her favorite necklace, the first one he gave her, in the kitchen so no one would steal it on her trip. Now it was gone.

She had also warned him if he moved it from that spot, he’d be a dead man. Looking around, she grabbed a butcher’s knife out. “You better start talking.”

colossalexbertolt

His head jerked to the side away from the glass shattering on the wall next to his head and he muttered “What the fuck?”

Still processing what she said after that shock he somewhat angrily asked, “What!?” he knew she prone to these kinds of moods when they traveled apart from each other for an extended time, simply put this wasn’t the first time glass was thrown at him.

Seeing the knife in her hand, he threw his hands up in a nonthreatening manner, right, that. “I knocked it down one morning, and moved it to a higher shelf, alright? I can’t help I’m taller than you, so calm down and let me get it for you.”

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Her eyes narrowed at him as she slowly put the knife down. Looking at the cupboards, she let out a small blow of air before climbing on the counter and looking through all the cupboards. Seeing the lock necklace, she smiled and put it on, her mood suddenly shifting into her normal happy mood again.

Glancing at the tall man, she only smiled widely before climbing down. It was only her first full day back and she was already breaking shit. “Anything else I need to know before I find anything?”

colossalexbertolt

Allowing himself to relax a little bit now that she was unarmed and looking a little less on edge, he smiled at her and chuckled lightly.

“I cleaned up the place, did your laundry and cleaned the bedroom, wanted to enjoy our time together when you got back, not have to worry about chores and stuff.”

#U right

colossalexbertolt

"Bertolt Hoover! Get in here right now!"

His eyes widening at the sound of her tone. Setting his book down and standing up from the couch and heading to the kitchen where she was, “What, is something wrong?”

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A cup got slung right by his head smashing against the wall behind him. “Where did you put it?” she growled at him. She had left traveling for a while and coming home, she hid her favorite necklace, the first one he gave her, in the kitchen so no one would steal it on her trip. Now it was gone.

She had also warned him if he moved it from that spot, he’d be a dead man. Looking around, she grabbed a butcher’s knife out. “You better start talking.”

colossalexbertolt

His head jerked to the side away from the glass shattering on the wall next to his head and he muttered “What the fuck?”

Still processing what she said after that shock he somewhat angrily asked, “What!?” he knew she prone to these kinds of moods when they traveled apart from each other for an extended time, simply put this wasn’t the first time glass was thrown at him.

Seeing the knife in her hand, he threw his hands up in a nonthreatening manner, right, that. “I knocked it down one morning, and moved it to a higher shelf, alright? I can’t help I’m taller than you, so calm down and let me get it for you.”

#going full yandere off the bat eh

"Bertolt Hoover! Get in here right now!"

His eyes widening at the sound of her tone. Setting his book down and standing up from the couch and heading to the kitchen where she was, “What, is something wrong?”

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ayksayat-blog

oh my godddd this fucking skin is good he looks like artorias dude

faninacan

Net Neutrality is Dead and You Can Expect Your Internet to Change on April 23rd

Yeah, no, I’m cross-tagging because the lack of attention this is getting overall is pissing me off.

Ajit Pai killed Net Neutrality. You’ll start seeing the effects you were warned about on April 23rd. Oh, and he apparently got an award for Courage from the NRA gun nuts, too.

You can still help by calling your senators and representatives. We just need ONE MORE PERSON on our side to get the senate portion of Congress to overrule the FCC’s decision to kill net neutrality. The battle for the net won’t end there, but it’s a start. Go to battleforthenet to find out who your reps are and where they stand, and CONTACT THEM.

Twenty-three states are also suing the FCC for this. I haven’t looked into it yet, but I assume big businesses like Google and Amazon are as well. Nevertheless, we can’t rely on lengthy lawsuits alone. The changes to your internet start in less than two months. We don’t have a whole lot of time.

Blow this up. Contact your reps. Please, do something! We HAVE to get the decision overruled!

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I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

source: bertholdts@twitter

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I actually prefer Mikasa with shorter hair but for the sake of making it clearer that I’m thinking of her older self~~~~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Comic drawing was going badly after such a long break so I thought Mikasa would be a good warmup (now if only the warmup hadn’t taken an entire day T_T)