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oceanofglitterr

I absolutely cannot relate to Simu Liu being hesitant to be cast in a Barbie movie.

If I ever had the chance to be part of a Barbie project I'd be willing to play even Barbie's trash can.

qazastra

he lets me hit bc i say shit like ‘alas’

Barbie (2023) will save cinema

nomlomoni

god i hope the age of camp movies is returning i really hope so

mysharona1987

oysters-aint-for-me

i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free

depsidase

little-robin-h00d

Don't forget the pandemic!

tidalwind

i lied. we're not gonna have sex. put your clothes back on, i need to explain the goncharov (1973) parallels with greek tragedy

seeseagulls

mist-the-wannabe-linguist

Učitel, o dialektech: většina normálních lidí nebude používat tolik vulgarismů, ale například třeba na Ostravsku je "kurva" prakticky formální výraz

Já a ostatní studenti ze Slezska:

pacey-grey

I made a baby blanket for a pregnant woman at work and I went back and forth about it like “is this weird? To like hand make something for someone when we’re like friendly acquaintances not like bffs. God why are you so fucking awkward.” Anyway I gave it to her and she said she loved it and in the back of my head I’m like yea she’s nice and probably just humoring the weirdo. Well she texted me a picture this weekend of a scrunchy faced newborn at the hospital wrapped in the blanket I made her. And I’m like. Wow. She loved it so much she took it with her! To the hospital! To give birth! She wrapped her newborn it! I am just so filled with love and joy right now.

People will love the things you make them. Because you thought of them and you cared.