Commander Cube

Commander Cube is an MtG subscription box sending out boosters, curated card combos, and awesome Sideboard items straight to your door!

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Mark Rosewater tells the best jokes

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This is the best joke I've heard in a long time

[wretchedor30]

New ask

Just sent MaRo an ask– Until #wotcstaff come out with a better name, can we refer to a hypothetical re-return to Innistrad as “Innistrad’s 2nd Amendment: The Right to Were-arms”?

I hope he appreciates the pun. Any thoughts on the title, Magic fans? @flavoracle @bizarre-trader @vorthosjay @askkrenko

[island-delver-go]

Only 90% of Blogatog readers will understand

[gryllingbears-deactivated202108]

this is how it happened right

[gigaguessmtg]

Actual footage of Angrath leaving Ixalan.

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[markrosewater]

“Tales from the Pit” #1713

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

I googled “how many eggs are too many” because I’m struggling to keep up with the output from my beloved hens, and after some searching I found a story about a guy in the late 19th century who decided - “without medical advice” - to live on nothing but eggs

three weeks and 567 eggs later he turned orange

so 567 is the answer

567 eggs is too many

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

Dude ate 27 eggs a day.

HOW???

[capsfromtrek]

[captaincrusher]

I have given up on figuring out which posts will get a lot of notes because honestly you harvest and handcraft these elaborate memes for days and present them shivering with excitement to the world and get NOTHING while as this random picture of Spock behind a door has literally 6700 fucking notes.

[dfskle]

I am fucking sobbing

[dasebeleren]

3/6ths of the way to casting foil Urza off of all five foil Unstable basics.

[pallidprincess]

if you do that the universe implodes

[dasebeleren]

it’s going to happen by the end of winter so make your peace with your gods and loved ones

[dailytopimagic]

Topi’s Daily Card #1216:  Ramunap Excavator

It took this long for the effect of Crucible of Worlds to go onto another card, and it’s a very welcome addition.  Being able to have some redundancy in your land recursion decks such as Gitrog Monster, or really any deck wanting to use lands as a major resource is a major boon.  Sure, Excavator is more fragile and can die easier than Crucible.  But at the same time, it’s easily recurred and can save your life total in a pinch like any other creature can.  If you’re running one, you should probably run the other, although Crucible of Worlds is still prohibitively expensive for some.  Which is why I’m super glad there’s at least this budget alternative if you can only run one.

[obi-one-drop]

I love curry

[icaruslaughed]

I love curry too

[commander-cube-blog]

Anyone who says they don't like curry just hasn't had good curry. Curry is love curry is life.

[pixeljeff]

Review 2017  (10,000+followers!!!!)

Wow..how fast the time goes..2018 is coming.

I’m very appreciate all of my followers and friends who support Pixel Jeff.

The point that I made so much pixel works is to bring joys for everyone! And for those who loves and respects pixel arts! Not the money I made.

Here’re some works that I think are best ones in 2017.

keep following~We’ll see you in 2018!

P.J

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[markrosewater]

“Tales from the Pit” #1668

[sadcryingclown]

TRAGEDY FOLLOWING MIX UP AT THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE

A disastrous mix up earlier today, when presenters at the Thanksgiving Day Parade accidentally awarded the Key to the City not to Santa, Jolliest of Elves - but instead to Volrath, Evincar of Rath. When officials were questioned as to how such a mix up could occur, they responded that the “Shapeshifting Master of Flowstone had taken on the appearance of the Great Red Elf” and that they “should have caught on when they heard him murmuring about the glory of Phyrexia and also swearing much more than expected.”

Still no word on the location of the actual Santa, but experts predict Volrath to discard Draco by the end of the night and attack for 22 Commander damage.