"Face it honey, you can't beat the king!" -P
"If this were a Splatfest, you wouldn't be so lucky. I'd sploosh you so hard you'd be scrubbing ink out of your plates for weeks." -N
"You wanna bet on that?" -P
"Fine. What are the terms?" -N
"Loser has to scrub the main station's floor... with a toothbrush." -P
"You've got yourself a deal, little pastry~." -N














