Hey, pal.

33/M/Bald Midwesterner/Does really look like Artie Bucco (21+ no minors) https://linktr.ee/jogfennel

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when your gf is on her period but you really want her to watch the Street Sharks marathon with you

[weirdness-is-good]

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RIP Jim Carrey. I don't remember what movie it was, but you had me laughing hard.

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wow. i cant believe this happened. Jim Carrey has died. let's have a moment of silence. Ready?

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I think for every 100 messages I write in discord I send one text maybe.

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would you rather smoke with a anteater or a tapir

eh I'd say an tapir by a large margin because they remind me of a pig and a pig would be chill to smoke with. Also, the anteater's snout makes me think it would entirely bogart the bowl before I'd be able to take a hit.

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This Killswitch Engage riff has stuck with me i fucking love the chords. Featuring: my plate of rice I just finished!

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going through a Killswitch Engage phase in 2026 the year of our lord at the ripe age of 33

[punkrock-bottom]

Cold weather enjoyer FREAKS when they’re shivering and tensed up and can’t feel their toes and their face hurts and

[milf--adjacent]

[commanderchr1st]

Wearing what was in the bottom of my laundry basket

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when you're trying to please her but you're doing it on the edge of a bunk bed

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when you buy a pull up bar and you lose the screws to assemble it

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had a neck crack that made tequila my cat jump

[pochowek]

soggy vine #5

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soggy vine #7

[commanderchr1st]

Buffet in my dreams last night and i didnt eat anything. Hope im transported there tonight so i can right some wrongs.