Hey, pal.

33/M/Bald Midwesterner/Does really look like Artie Bucco (21+ no minors) https://linktr.ee/jogfennel

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

when your gf is on her period but you really want her to watch the Street Sharks marathon with you

[commanderchr1st]

going through a Killswitch Engage phase in 2026 the year of our lord at the ripe age of 33

[punkrock-bottom]

Cold weather enjoyer FREAKS when they’re shivering and tensed up and can’t feel their toes and their face hurts and

[milf--adjacent]

[commanderchr1st]

Wearing what was in the bottom of my laundry basket

[commanderchr1st]

when you're trying to please her but you're doing it on the edge of a bunk bed

[commanderchr1st]

[commanderchr1st]

when you buy a pull up bar and you lose the screws to assemble it

[commanderchr1st]

had a neck crack that made tequila my cat jump

[pochowek]

soggy vine #5

[pochowek]

soggy vine #7

[commanderchr1st]

Buffet in my dreams last night and i didnt eat anything. Hope im transported there tonight so i can right some wrongs.

[sandmandaddy69]

[commanderchr1st]

This kid had no idea how bald he was going go end up

[bodyofdeath]

[commanderchr1st]

this has been killing me for days

[semataryyyy]

i just got rejected by a girl I've liked for 6 months what do i do

[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

[commanderchr1st]

bro needs to 8 x 8 = 64 so he will say no more