when your gf is on her period but you really want her to watch the Street Sharks marathon with you

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when your gf is on her period but you really want her to watch the Street Sharks marathon with you
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Huh, that’s weird, I think to myself. I hope I’m not going senile.
I went home early from work that day. I dry humped my pillow until I came and fell asleep watching The Tick, starring Patrick Warburton.
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Forget what I said before CTE Nation is a real physical place and the rules are "no fats, no femmes"
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I really made an under-two-minute winner here
honestly this stupid fucking trump shang tsung gif makes me lose it anytime i think of it