Hey, pal.

32/M/Bald Midwesterner/Does really look like Artie Bucco (21+ no minors) https://linktr.ee/jogfennel

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

when your gf is on her period but you really want her to watch the Street Sharks marathon with you

[guga-foods]

"Guga, we can't film you cooking a 'bumblebee' steak. That doesn't make any fucking sense."

"I already caught the bee, Angel."

[commanderchr1st]

belt is totally flirting with me because it says 32 Male Made in China

[writing-prompt-s]

You mention to your co-workers that you think the bronze statue that you pass by everyday on your way to work is such an eyesore. Their only response is “What statue?”

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

Huh, that’s weird, I think to myself.  I hope I’m not going senile.

I went home early from work that day.  I dry humped my pillow until I came and fell asleep watching The Tick, starring Patrick Warburton.

[papasmoke]

CTE Nation isn't a place, it's a state of mind. Anyone can be a citizen with the right effort

[papasmoke]

Forget what I said before CTE Nation is a real physical place and the rules are "no fats, no femmes"

[papasmoke]

[commanderchr1st]

[beadyeyes]

[commanderchr1st]

I really made an under-two-minute winner here

[commanderchr1st]

Indentured servitude still exists because self-sufficiency must now be bought or loaned out and menial wage increases ensures the best payments for the most loyal slaves

[speedlimit15]

[commanderchr1st]

sure you don't wanna put tags on that post? you'll get 1% of tumblr looking at your posts (12 people)

[commanderchr1st]

i cannot find the gutalax concert footage of the guy shampooing his hair in the pit but that was one of the funniest things I've ever seen

[commanderchr1st]

[oneheadtoanother]

[commanderchr1st]

tums and sparkling water got me belching like bob

[commanderchr1st]

I really made an under-two-minute winner here

[superchat]

honestly this stupid fucking trump shang tsung gif makes me lose it anytime i think of it