so so sorry

◇ Please call me Laney ◇ She / Her ◇ Hummus gatekeeper as a lifestyle because at this point yall are acting out just for the sake of it ◇

[deadbaguette]

Happy Birthday John Doe

[patopq]

maybe in another universe they had their 5 season romcom show. much to think about. lets all lay on the floor for a while

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[kelpforestdwellers]

Do you feel connected to your biome?

Yes!

No.

Kinda.

What's a biome?

I know what a biome is but don't know or care which one I live in.

Remaining time: 2 hours

Interpret 'feel connected' however you like.

[eategg24]

*kneeling really really low to the ground and pointing at very small marks in a patch of mud* see look right here... mosquito prints. we're on the right track

[the-murchanski-creature]

thinking about them on June 1 is part of the tradition at this point

[stiffyck]

Always muscles?

[almondcroissantsandink]

I've seen this with Stratt and Grace but not Grace and Rocky lol

[atomikats]

my personal take on the matter

[darkestbrook]

[motherblackcap]

I heard it was that time of year again.

[pathos-logical]

[ID copied from alt: Jedediah and Octavius from the Night at the Museum films. They are shown embracing and laughing together, and are on a rainbow background superimposed over a field of buffalo. Text in the image reads “Happy Pride Month 2026. I ain’t quittin’ you…”. End ID]

[timeloopfemme]

nothing delights me more than watching tma artists get more comfortable drawing jon and martin and watching their hairlines gradually recede with each art post <3

[meburgers]

adrian’s “mate of the week” ranking board

[minart-was-taken]

Many such cases

[annabelle--cane]

okay I just got back from the movie theater and have many thoughts about project hail mary. first of all I know you are on your losing dog kick but what do you think about stratt and grace "holder of the grail" by the mechanisms.

I see it I see it

[pumpkin-illustrations]

Got a new drawing tablet so I’m back at drawing arkayne

[splattergutz]

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

[turnipfritters]