[3000s]

while you were busy jacking off & cumming hard. it rained outside beautifully

[bunniope]

what do you think i was jacking off to...?

[ravioliet]

fish love me women also love me!! everyone love me!!! yayy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[championofdogs]

Hi pervert! I've ô’btained an item...

[senatortedcruz]

Team Weed or Team Alcohol

Weed

Alcohol

Remaining time: 6 days 5 hours

[dragongirlsnout]

Have you ever considered that Sisyphus might've just been in for the love of the game? My bus driver hits the same curb every morning

[dogpuppy]

[falsenheimer]

[nightporter1980]

i would so love to know what was going on in this persons head. i would rather be shot dead than sneak food into a movie theatre. What?

[ryebreadgf]

haunted by this

[pastabot]

wtf i just saw slender man looking through my fridge farting his ass off real loud

[daggerdoggy]

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

[moffpup]

we're saying hi if you want in on this

[00000066]

[medievaljournalist]

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

it's funny when quotes from communist figures breach containment online and people are like "btw in case you didn't know this guy was really problematic"

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

what characters from the owl house did mao ship

[qr-sa]

if you don’t remember this man abused his wife to the point where she was so mentally ill she decided to pee for hours on end and starved people to the point where they ate their neighbors kids… maybe

[mspainter]

Genuinely what do you mean by “she was so mentally ill she decided to pee for hours on end” what does that mean. I can find nothing on this and the human body cannot physically do that. Is this a typo???

[qr-sa]

Well, the best description for this would be that she decided she was going to pee on drip, which is why it would take. All day. She also also known for abusing the people who worked for her but given who her husband was, I’m not surprised

[mspainter]

Which of Maos wives was this and where is your source

[qr-sa]

Fourth one, and I heard this one from a friend’s dad, who had family working for them at the time. Lived experience is good enough for me, as I know them personally, but you can take it or leave it

[zvaigzdelasas]

[giftofgabber]

I’m not perfect, but I do have a “green tea” and “jasmine” side.

[bippus]

Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away