online and ready to ride

I'm very good. 30. Australia.

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im sorry to tell ya'll this but no-one has ever listened to talking heads as good as I have

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americans: how can you live in australia? there are so many dangerous animals! also americans: *forced to live their lives on the run due to constant threat of attack by a bear, moose or whatever fucking weird cats they have

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america is the land of weird cats. there is nothing else significant about it to discuss

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americans: how can you live in australia? there are so many dangerous animals! also americans: *forced to live their lives on the run due to constant threat of attack by a bear, moose or whatever fucking weird cats they have

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ban australians from saying "nut" challenge 2024

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ban australians from speaking challenge forever

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ban australians from saying "nut" challenge 2024

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His coconut heart.. can love you in spurts... When he leaves you... It's going to hurt..

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I got engaged

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Pretty fucked up that Western society didn't experience a cultural revolution akin to the Renaissance after the release of Len's Steal My Sunshine if you ask me

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this blog is just gonna be my depressed ramblings from here on out, so if you're down for that sort of thing, buckle up

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"im serving absolute cunt in my flex era" * me stoned on the couch organising my Pokemon card binders: "yeah same"

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so happy to not be a gamer anymore. I played Final Fantasy 12 for three hours last night

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Office doog

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*me after removing myself from every discord im in

hmm severe lack of online engagement today

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Important announcement

I watched Dude, Where's My Car? last night and realised it's the same plot as The Hangover

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like my post if you contain multitudes

ignore if you're a silly hater

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might fuck around and hit the post limit on a social media website

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this is extremely petty but it was my birthday yesterday and not a single one of my friends sent me a message and I'm pretty bummed so send your good vibes if you have em