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theeldestwarner:

Yakko just relishes in any opportunity to use his quick wit and rolodex of insults that spins inside his head. He’s happy to argue. Skellette is usually the one who starts these debates anyway. They seem to have a vendetta against him.

It’s probably cause they have a vehement crush on Laffy. It was pretty obvious. They could learn to not take it so personally, though.

“I’ll close my mouth. I’ll close it a lot. Also open it a lot. Open, close, open close. That’s how it works around here, see?” He gives the other toon a wink. “Aha! I knew it” He points an accusing finger. “You’re waiting for Laff. You always are. Desperate, much?”/p>

“We’re having a rendezvous here. But how did you know that?”

For some reason, that does get to Skellette. ‘Desperate’ weighing heavy in their chest as their eyes widen slightly. Annoying? Sure. Hopeless? Sure. Desperate? No. 

“Wh-... Not always!” The accusation alone leaves them slightly flustered, not helping their case here too much, quickly batting Yakko’s hand away. “We’re friends, friends hang around each other. You think I spend all my free time waiting around hoping you’ll break up? Grow up, it’s a crush. I’m not a homewrecker.” 

Failed attempt to meet up a friend? A date? Mixed up places? Who knew. “Ugh, gross. Sought to meet up a date, but it’s not going so well. Then I saw you alone here, and thought you’d appreciate seeing a friend~” The grin, propping a hand under their chin. 

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Anti-Valentine’s Day Starters

Some taken from songs. Feel free to edit as needed!

“The only thing I care about is that on the 15th, all the candy will be half-off at the supermarket.”

“You promised me heaven, then put me through hell.”

“What’s even the point of trying to find someone at this point?”

“I swear if Cupid dares come near me I’m gonna punch that little sucker in the face.”

“Go on and just cry me a river!”

“It’s Singles Awareness Day, so be aware of me.”

“You told me you love me, why did you leave me all alone?”

“If I’ve learned anything from last year, Valentine’s Day sucks.”

“No way I’m going to that stupid Valentine’s dance, especially without a date!”

“My last breakup was really painful, I’m still recovering.”

“I’ve got to get away; you don’t really want anymore from me.”

“All that mushy-gushy stuff makes me wanna vomit!”

“I just really don’t wanna talk about it.”

“Who needs a boyfriend/girlfriend when I’ve got a friend like you?”

“Loving you isn’t the right thing to do.”

“I even made him/her a homemade valentine that says, ‘You’re dead to me.’”

“Whatever, you’re so much better off without him/her anyway.”

“This love has taken its toll on me.”

“Valentine’s Day is in a week and I just got dumped!”

“Why are all the candy hearts so sappy? I want one that says, ‘I hate you.’”

[text]: I just ran into my ex at the mall. Kill me.

[text]: I’ve been crying to Adele for the past hour, how are you?

[text]: I need someone to vent to about my ex. You up?

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Hi there, quick question. Who is the FC for the human version of your muse?

It’s Kaya Scodelario! :D

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“...” Fantastic, they think. Half a journal left unlegible by their clumsy hands spilling coffee all over it. 

Not to mention the attempt to catch it, the cup slipping from their hands and onto the other passing person. “... Hey, can’t get any worse right?” They shrug, shaking the now coffee stained pages with one hand, and passing a few napkins with the other. “Hope you didn’t have anywhere important to be dude.” 

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theeldestwarner:

He’s hardly bothered by their slight advantage in the height department. He is so used to it. The laughter isn’t a big deal either. He was made to make people laugh, right? So, mission accomplished. Yakko just gives them a big eye roll, showing he’s not taking anything seriously.

“Hey, my voice may not be as deep as maybe you would like it to be, but it gets my message across. Also, it’s seduced many fans of the screaming girly type variety. So don’t knock it til you–”

Ok… the dead career comment is a harsh blow. A sensitive spot. It’s not exactly nice for a toon to be reminded that they’re canceled and forgotten and thrown into the garbage for potentially the rest of human history.

“I’ll lighten up when you quit darkening the room with your presence.”

Somehow it’s more amusing to them he’s not taking this seriously. Just being a vague and persistent annoyance. They do silently question why he’s still standing here, assuming he must have something to prove if he’s still arguing with them. 

Skellette rolls their eye’s to the remark on fans, making a gagging gesture along with it. “The only thing I want your voice to be, is silent. Have you tried that? Step one, close your mouth. Step two, don’t speak. Step three, never speak again, just shut up forever.” 

Perhaps the career remark was too harsh, they weren’t sure. You can’t ask someone if they’re okay during an argument, can you? It’s not like they’re friends. 

“Seems like we’ve come to a stump then. You already know I can’t do that. You could always walk away y’know. Take what’s left of your wounded ego, and go home. Besides, this is getting boring. Laffy isn’t here to whine ‘Skellette!’. So much more fun when she’s here.”

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theeldestwarner:

“Yea, well. S’in my namesake. Can’t really go against my talking nature. Sorry, pal.” Oh, there is heavy, heavy sarcasm dripping from his words. It’s very close to disgust, even. “Hey. Don’t knock bingo til you try it. It’s a game of luck, not skill. So maybe you’d stand a chance!”

“It wasn’t about age, believe me. Listen closer next time! Do I have to spell it out? You said, ‘less fortunate’, which is certainly a category you fall into.”

They try to respond, they really do, but something about seeing him get so worked up causes them to bubble up with laughter, heaving over. “P-Pftttttttt...!! W-Weak insult dude, w-e-eh-eak insult! Y-You’re a r-i-i-ot!” 

The toon manages to compose themselves after a moment, sighing and straightening their posture, not coming much taller than Yakko. “I would if your voice wasn’t so, squeaky. I may not remember things, but hey, at least I don’t have a squeaky voice or a dead career.” They grin, giving Yakko a nudge on the arm. “Joking, I’m joooooking. God, lighten up a little~!” 

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theeldestwarner:

“Gosh, harsh words. You know, you never ask a man his age. and you know what happens when you assume. I’ll let you figure out that wordplay. Unless it’s too hard. Then I’d be happy to explain.”

“I’m sure they’ll gladly accept you, then.”

“Ohhh my god you talk way too much. Less words Warner, don’t hurt yourself now.” Their way of covering up, they didn’t understand the word play. Insults could distract their incompetence. “Save your energy for discount bingo. I know you old folks fucking love your bingo.” 

“Whoa hey, un-called for! I’m nowhere near your age, try not to feel too bad. Forgetful-ness is also very common~” 

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@theeldestwarner || [x]

“Wow somebody’s a downer today. Guessing that comes with the age, huh? First your sense of humor, then your back throws out.” 

“No worries, retirement homes are always looking to aid the less fortunate.”

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GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. 

❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞

❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞

❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞

❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞

❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞

❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 

❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞

❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞

❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞

❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞

❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞

❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞

❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞

❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞

❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞

❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞

❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞

❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞

❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞

❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞

❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 

❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 

❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 

❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 

❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 

❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 

❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞

❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 

❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 

❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞

❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   

❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞

❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 

❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 

❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 

❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞

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Platonic Sentence Starters

[ Requested by Anon forever ago! Sorry for taking so long! :]

"I would punch someone for you."

"I set up a blanket fort in the living room."

"You made me a blanket fort?!"

"Do you mind if I cuddle up next to you?"

"I love a good cuddle. Come here!"

"Here, I brought you some comfort food."

"Do you want me to order some pizza or something gross for you to indulge in?"

"You'd tell me if I got fat, right?"

"Can you look at my eye and tell me if there's something wrong with it?"

"We can hug it out if you want."

"Your smile is contagious, you know."

"You weren't supposed to cut yourself. Here's a bandaid."

"Are you up to going out to eat?"

"I got up and made some coffee so you'd have some before you left. No thanks needed."

"Real talk, I support you and everything you do."

"Don't real talk. It makes me think you're getting too sappy."

"It's okay to cry. I'm here for you."

"You had a bit too much to drink last night, so I put you to bed before you got into trouble."

"If you're nervous, you can hold my hand."

"I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have you."

"Oh, I'm sure you'd have someone else to support you. You're pretty great."

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“People always ask me how to pronounce my name. Is it Skel-ette, or Skell-ette. I always tell them the same thing.” 

“How dare you speak to me.”