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trying on a metaphor
Monterey Bay Aquarium

JBB: An Artblog!
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
$LAYYYTER
Stranger Things

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Mike Driver
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A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other.
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa.”
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.”
This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”
The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. “Okay” says the lawyer, “your turn.”
She asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?” The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, “Thank you,” and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, “Well, what’s the answer?” Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
SNL:Â Save Broadway
Olivia Benson, the most influential woman of my early adulthood, telling you what’s up.
idk i tried to scroll past this but it’s too perfect
if you don’t love benson you’re wrong
Benson has been my love since day 1
Meryl Streep & daughter Mamie Gummer | Ricki and the Flash Premiere (✗)
Do you ever just imagine Christmas morning at Meryl Streep’s house and feel like your own life is woefully inadequate?
I definitely don’t, not really.
Never forget.
So we can expect to see Kelli in Hamilton next, yes?
Reblog if you can tell when a NYC movie/tv show was filmed based on what Broadway ads are up in Times Square
Project Broadway → Week One: Tony Awards Week
Best Performance by a Leading Actress in a Musical 2015 + Reactions
“And the Tony Award goes to… Kelli O’Hara for The King and I!”
Say what you want about the play itself, but Hand to God’s marketing team is genius.
but wait there’s more
ONLY 7 weeks left to see the Dancing Queens!
People who think Patti LuPone was horribly, terribly rude for taking that theater-goers phone probably have no clue who Patti LuPone is. Because let’s be real. She could’ve done so much worse.
Happy Birthday Patti LuPone