A MineCraft DICK

Hey! I reblog random crap and make collages that make me laugh. I'm probably some kind of wiener dog that got addicted to coca cola and school supplies when it was two years old. When I was mine I think my humour stopped there because I still laugh at penis even though I'm 13

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This was posted in 2014, 14 June. I have no idea when this will be posted. Please reblog with all the things that happened in 2014

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louise: [makes video about makeup starter kits for young girls]

louise: [first talks about insecurities and peer pressure about wearing make up without making girls feel bad for wanting to wear make up]

me: TEAM LOUISE EVERY DAY, WEEK, MONTH, YEAR, CENTURY

[madmaxyuriroad]

sometimes things are tough but look at this bun

[klairabelle]

anothermexicannamedjose

[demxneyes-deactivated20160702]

OKAY GUYS SO I JUST WENT OUT TO BUY GLUE FOR A MEDIA PROJECT I HAVE TO DO AND I SAW THE MOST ADORABLE FUCKING HALLOWEEN SHIRT EVER 

AND THEN I FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS 

[demxneyes-deactivated20160702]

STOP REBLOGGING THIS  THIS IS NOT HOW I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED

[nevvzealand-deactivated20130227]

happy birthday someone

[stop-chicken-nugget-abuse-deact]

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

[yslewis-deactivated20151022]

lmao i just found one of my oldest screen shots from like 2013 or something and im laughing way too hard

[lifeoftroye]

This just freaked me out

[doafhat]

[badwerty-deactivated20161227]

as a boy I can confirm this is a PERFECT impression of a male

[adorablehowell]

best video in existence

[ship-game-so-strong]

Im trying to prove to my friend that a lot of people will accept him as the gender he is just as they would the gender he was born as. He is afraid to come out especially because he is a polysexual trans.

[teaboxquestions]

Holy...

[ship-game-so-strong]

Im trying to prove to my friend that a lot of people will accept him as the gender he is just as they would the gender he was born as. He is afraid to come out especially because he is a polysexual trans.

[teaboxquestions]

Holy…

[ikhane]

when somebody joins tumblr

[confusedcollages]

elementary school: remember to brainstorm then write a first draft then your final draft and don't forget to reread and edit!

college: i just wrote that shit in 1 hour and submitted it with 2 minutes to spare what the fuck is a "draft"

[interrobangbangbang]

[phirouzeh-deactivated20171021]

I will never get tired of this picture

[foxtrotsky-deactivated20140615]

What men don’t understand is that women are FIERCELY PROTECTIVE of underage girls because we remember when we were young and some adult man made us uncomfortable or manipulated us or was inappropriate with us and we were powerless.

[idrils]

#teenage girls are so important #all young girls are so important #i will kill a thousand men to protect young girls #with my bare hands

[spookyxnissa]

Correct

[thelonelyjournal-keeper]

Gah. I can’t take a picutre, but check out my new Aero hoodie that finally arrived! I also got super comfy sweatpants! :D 

They’re gonna be part of my Halloween costume.

[nojohi]

What’s your Halloween costume? :) 

[thelonelyjournal-keeper]

Ms. Stampy Cat which is a female Mr. Stampy Cat. :)

I tried to do a picture but idk if it worked. 

[cynessie]

WHY DO PEOPLE FREAK OUT WHEN I RUN IN ASSASSIN’S CREED I DON’T UNDERSTAND SINCE WHEN WAS IT A CRIME TO RUN MAYBE I HAVE TO PEE OR SOMETHING YOU DON’T KNOW WHY I RUN

[atherys]

#EVERYONE DROP WHAT YOURE HOLDING AND SCREAM THAT GUY IS MOVING AT A FASTER THAN AVERAGE PACE

[asian-deactivated20130821]

*tears up*

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

Get ready for the Disney movies, people.

[sparklerogers]

So I’m reading the article and then this:

For example, there is the tale of a maiden who escapes a witch by transforming herself into a pond. The witch then lies on her stomach and drinks all the water, swallowing the young girl, who uses a knife to cut her way out of the witch.

German fairytales are so brutal. (I love that)

[biphoenix]

good luck romanticizing that disney

[3dnygma]

Yeah, german stories are kinda strange. In one (the title would be translated like “The 7 little goats”, I think?) a bad wolf had eaten 6 of them and whilst he fell asleep, the 7th cut of his stomach, got his siblings out and then they put rock inside it. So, the wolf woke up later and wanted to go to the river and drink some water but (because of the stones) he fell and drowned.

And you know what the goats did? Make a Party!

[aurxaii]

in the original ariel story she gets turned into seafoam and each step on land is described as “walking on 1000 knifes”

[harries-louie]

The wolf story isn’t only a thing in germany bc we have that in the netherlands too :) I always loved that story as a kid