Bigtop Burger Sentence Starters
lines taken from the first season of the animated series by worthikids. edit as desired. tw: clowns, unreality
“Uh- uhh, one second, sir.”
“I feel like my chain’s being yanked around a bit here.”
“Merry Christmas to you, my dear boy!”
“I just don’t see how there can be a ‘brunch rush.' People don’t get brunch breaks.”
“[Name], buddy, what are you doing?”
“Oh [name], you can do it! Get that meat!”
“I guess… I’ll do… something.”
“Hurry! We mustn’t miss the brunch rush!”
“EVERYTHING’S FINE. DON’T PHONE THE FIRE DEPARTMENT.”
“Between you and me, [slightly wrong name], I smoked this Juul.”
“I smoked this Juul, and it did unthinkable things to my mind and body.”
“Wow, I didn’t- I didn’t know that they, uh, could do that.”
“[Name], could I get some help over here?”
“I’m great with kids!”
“Helloooooooooo, Missus Clown! May I have a bowl of soup?”
“That’s impossible.”
“Hellooooooooooooooooo!”
“Is this establishment open for dining?”
“I’ve got a terrible craving for a burger, if you’d believe it.”
“We’re still doing burgers, right? You know, despite- despite it all?”
“Something’s up with that [name] guy. He’s got a weird vibe.”
“Oh, you wanna roughhouse, huh?”
“You wanna take some sucker shots at my banana cage, Bilbo?”
“Well, let’s TANGO!”
“Ready the cannon!”
“Cannon ready, boss.”
“The heck is going on?”
“Oh, not you guys again.”
“This is the day you DIE, [name]!”
“D-die?”
“Um, yeah, yeah yeah, I think also they’re, y'know, trying to destroy us.”
“Hey, [name], how’s business?”
“Our burgers make yours look like the apple Eve gave unto Adam.”
“It’s highway robbery. It’s criminal.”
“How is that a good thing?”
“What a strange business model.”
“They’re just riffing over there, huh?”
“We got 'em! Wrap it up, we got 'em. Let’s head home, boys.”
“… is anyone driving the truck?”
“I knew you were gonna do this from the moment I got out of bed this morning. Typical [name], I’m not surprised. Oh, you WOULD pull some horsepiss like this.”
“I’LL GET YOU FOR THIS, [NAAAAME]!”
“Crap crap crap crap crap crap crap—”
“Is this normal food truck stuff?”
“Thanks for coming! Have a good night.”
“Well, this can’t be right.”
“I thought you were all real, genuine clowns.”
“Very disappointing.”
“Dude. Clowns aren’t real.”
“See you tomorrow, [name]!”
