If you really focus on it, you can almost feel it bro. Your attention span shrinking. A little dumber every day. All those 30 second videos and reality tv. Getting hard to read isnât it buddy? Bet you havenât finished a book in a long time. In fact, these posts are just about the most reading you do these days. And I bet youâre struggling. Good thing America is willing to accommodate. Movies donât have those complex heady concepts that make it hard for a man to pay attention. They know you want to see bright colors and explosions. No point in writing all that dialogue if you canât focus good.
Your attention span might be shrinking but your ability to eat like a fuckin man is growing. Growing almost as fast as your belly. Eating till you moan and writhe is as normal and healthy for a man as masturbation bro. Itâs as normal and healthy as growin hair on your chest.
Good thing America accommodates. Corporations make sure to sneak elastic into all your clothes. They know youâll outgrow it eventually. They offer anonymous delivery for every restaurant. And they make sure portion sizes are what a man needs.
The average weight of an American man is 200 pounds bro. This ainât just your sexual fantasy bro. This is happening right now, as you jerk yourself off. American men are gettin fuckin fat bro. And dumber by the day. The fact that youâre on the edge of cumming right now just proves youâre a fuckin man bro. An American man.
And all the miracle weight loss drugs in the world wonât do a fuckin thing to stop whatâs happening bro. Why? Because deep down, men WANT to be fat. When a man is fuckin full and his dick is rock hard, it fill him with an electric, sexual, masculine power. Again, this ainât fantasy bro, itâs happening to you right now. Feels fuckin good doesnât it bud? Youâre fulfilling your evolutionary drive bro. Youâre becoming a fuckin man. Grab that fuckin belly bro. Feel that? Thatâs your fuckin manhood, big guy.
You can lie to yourself all you want bro. Wonât change the fact that youâre about to cum your dumb fuckin brains out
areudirty
discoholicmusic
origamiaround
snowghoul
turnnoffyourmind
