I'm Connor, and I reproduce by budding

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[glowing-and-confused]

So the CONTEXT is that Xbox is releasing Diablo IV and they changed their logo to match that, BUT I'm CACKLING over the idea that Xbox decided 4 days of pride was enough and that the gays should burn in hell now

[sirduke]

[obliwankenobli-deactivated20171]

what if anytime anakin was sad the sad accordion music from spongebob played

[bennygesserit]

Gumby serving the absolute most cunt

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gaystation4]

[janinegregory]

SUCCESSION 2.05 | Tern Haven

[mathew]

[warmhappycat]

Anthropologist.

[gerardlesbian]

HELP?

[infectiouspiss]

[andhumanslovedstories]

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

[bestiarum]

[ajmichalka]

THE SEX LIVES OF COLLEGE GIRLS S01E01, Welcome to Essex

[short-and-ugly]

another run through the washer will fix me

[short-and-ugly]

girl i shrunk

[doggosource]

[morvay]

this was under a vid of two ppl fucking a pumpkin at the same time

[crazy-brazilian]

[yrakenveitbluther-deactivated20]

this is gonna enter my vocabulary for sure