Chas: Is this whiskey or perfume?
John: -grabs the bottle and chugs- It's perfume.
(Source: John Mulaney)

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@constantine-isms
Chas: Is this whiskey or perfume?
John: -grabs the bottle and chugs- It's perfume.
(Source: John Mulaney)
@lumensuperbis replied to your photo “if i had to read this so do you”: thanks to your icon i am now just imagining constantine saying that lol
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John Constantine + Bad Occult Advice
He should be very afraid…
[apparently only thing I draw is shitty memes lmao]
“Forgive me Father for I have sinned” and “Sorry Daddy I’ve been bad” both mean very similar things but have wildly different connotations
How do I delete someone else’s post
Constantine: If I'm wrong than God can strike me dead!
Everyone: -takes ten steps back and waits for lightning`
John Constantine + text posts
Jason Blood: The only way you’re playing a bard in this campaign is if you speak entirely in limericks.
Constantine: The dust, you’ll wish you bit. When my character was green-lit. This won’t be that hard, Playing yon bard, Challenge accepted, you sack of shit.
Jason Blood: I swear to fucking god.
Zatanna: And you know, you know, you know, it's 'cause you're beautiful. You say you're numb inside, but I can't agree. So the world's unfair? Keep it locked out there...In here it's beautiful. Let's make this beautiful!
Constantine: That works for me -flips her onto the bed-
Constantine: Hey, hey, Zee. You remind me of the babe.
Zatanna: -sighs- What babe?
Constantine: The babe with the power.
Zatanna: What power?
Constantine: The power of voo-
Papa Midnite: Finish that sentence and I will take your tongue out.
Constantine: WHEN DID YOU EVEN GET HERE?
Constantine: If I'm wrong than God needs to send a messenger to tell me to stop.
Manny: I've come to tell you to stop.
Constantine: No, not you.
Constantine: Zatanna is...a clementine.
Chas: You're drunk but I kinda wanna see where this is going.
Constantine: A cutie.