Slightly Sad Poems

[constantly-tired-binosaur-blog]

How many times do i have to tell you i’m sorry

until I can convince myself that I mean it

[constantly-tired-binosaur-blog]

Sksksk

Here’s my hashtag VSCO strife

I tried to live a VSCO life

I “oop”ed, I “sk”ed

I had ten scrunchies on my head

It all just started as pretend

Now i just wish that it would end

God please save me from despair

For my hydro flask I do not care

Please save me from my VSCO life

before I become a VSCO wife

[constantly-tired-binosaur-blog]

me realizing that i’ve been wrong the whole time after an argument

@toastiannn

[constantly-tired-binosaur-blog]

My anxiety

My anxiety gets the best of me. I sit and enjoy life until my leg starts bouncing. My mind bounces around trying to fix a problem that isn’t real. I can no longer focus on the task at hand until I am at ease. But no longer do the things that once comforted me bring me joy like they used to

[valtsv]

i’m just saying, when i die in mysterious and unexplained circumstances i want you all to make sure that everybody knows it. instead of saying how i was “a friend to everyone” and that i “lit up a room” when i entered it i want people to shake their heads while muttering that i “asked too many questions for my own good” and talk about how they “warned me that i was getting in way over my head” and that i “always had a knack for finding trouble” wherever i went. if you don’t make me a local urban legend you’ve failed me.

[constantly-tired-binosaur-blog]

I would also like to end up on buzzfeed unsolved when I die @uselesssmolgay

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

[moonblossom]

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

[cersei-the-truth-bombardier]

[Singing] T-Birds: Well-a, well-a, well-a– Tell me more, tell me more, did'ya get very far? Pink Ladies: Tell me more, tell me more– Jules (in time, astonishingly): Does he look like a bitch?

[cashiers-czech-hunter]

I hope that this is the last remaining piece of media that aliens find after we destroy our planet.

[pdlcomics]

Again

[constantly-tired-binosaur-blog]

i thought i was lost

i was alone

in the middle of nowhere

but one night

i saw your light shine upon me

[toyboy-molloy]

can I get a ‘wahoo’

[constantly-tired-binosaur-blog]

wahoo

[deeskip]

bruh

[starfleetacademy]

Crowley: I need your sword

Aziraphale: not until you tell me what it’s for

Crowley, stomping a foot: I’m a grown ass celestial being I don’t have to explain ANYTHING

Aziraphale, turning back to his book: no sword then

Crowley: fine Adam and Pepper want s’mores but I don’t want to ruin the lawn with a fire pit so we were just gonna cook it on the sword

Aziraphale: ....no

Crowley, who has already stolen said sword which is now coated in burnt marshmallow chunks:you know how you said that one time that it’s better to ask for forgiveness than permission

Aziraphale: That was about God and forgive—oh for gods sake Crowley

[donestiel]

I don’t even like you. You do!

[artpeacefully]

i finished my digital oil painting of our beautiful non binary angel demon

[goodomensedit]

smile, you pretty.

 ➵ requested by anon

[constantly-tired-binosaur-blog]

i feel like i’m about to let everyone i look up to down

like they will think of me as being a disappointment

i want to make them see the best in me

but how can i when my anxieties pull me down

[mypieceofculture]

Witch Aesthetics // Purple Witch

Blue | Gray | White | Red | Green | Pink | Orange | Dark Blue & Gold

[classicalshits]