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friend of all short people Adam | he/him I LOVE PHM, RAAAAAAA it's all fandom, sorry Praying no irls find this blog, I'm a freak on here Find my side blogs and I'll buy you a drink

[consumerofshorthomies]

I made a strawpage ig?

consumerofshorthomies's strawpage

go check it out?

[consumerofshorthomies]

I'm yearning like crazy rn dawg, wtf

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 4

Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Voting ended onJul 6

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Reminder that if they tie that means they kiss and both move forward

[consumerofshorthomies]

HOLY SHIT, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD

[jiiin22]

sound…wave…

[amvs]

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[juh-was-deactivated19691231-dea]

[amvs]

yeah

[freedominthedarkmp3]

One time this man approached me in a bar talking in Spanish. So I assumed he was Spanish and we started speaking, we had a whole ass conversation and at some point he was like. So what part of Spain are you from? And I said well I’m Italian actually. What part of Spain are you from? And he was like. I’m Greek.

[pastelpinkcheeks]

One time I was in Argentina and I was so tired of trying to speak Spanish because I’m not very good at it lmao so I broke into exasperated English and the retail seller girl quickly understood me and engaged me in conversation. We talked for a while, she introduced me to a makeup brand, and then I decided to buy it. While she was packaging the purchase, she asked me if I were from the US or perhaps the UK and I just said “oh no I’m Brazilian hahah” and she looked me straight in the eyes and said, in clear Portuguese, “I’m Brazilian too”

[ex-evil-genius-deactivated20220]

When my dad went to China on a work trip, his Mandarin speaking wasn’t great but his listening was fine (his first language is Cantonese) and he encountered a German guy who had moved to China to work. My dad knew how to speak German because he studied it in university (but wasn’t great when it came to listening to new vocab he hadn’t studied before), and the German guy knew Mandarin because he lived and worked in China, so they had a conversation where my dad spoke to the German guy in German and the guy responded in Mandarin. I’m sure it confused a lot of their coworkers who just saw the Asian guy speaking German and the white guy speaking Mandarin.

[theriversdaughter]

Some years ago, I worked for a manufacturing company that had a service depot in China.  One of the engineers from the main office here in the US spent most of his time at the depot.  The problem was that he didn’t speak *any* of the various Chinese languages, and no one at the depot spoke any English. They all, however, spoke Spanish.

[1stsana]

I love the world

[idgabuck]

Simon in the blood ocean.

[rockinrobin124]

Okay we have protective Simon but can we please have Grace who is willing to hurt/even kill someone to keep Simon safe no matter how much it destroys his conscious.

And Simon just stares at a Bloodied Grace, panting and staring back at him, shocked. Because nobody had ever killed for him before. He was the weapon, not anybody he was near.

But Grace, Simon's angel, did. The man who cried at even thinking about causing harm to others and still spoke about hating himself for not choosing billions over himself. He did. Just to keep Simon safe. Even knowing he'd be mentally fucked up for life because of it.

[vielens]

[consumerofshorthomies]

yep, definitely touch starved, things are not looking good

[consumerofshorthomies]

and btw, to anyone following me who knows me, you know who you are, this is NOT AN INVITATION TO TOUCH ME. DO NOT TOUCH ME. I AM DIRECTLY TELLING YOU TO NOT. I have people who are allowed to and you are not them. I do not care about you any less, it's just we don't have that sort of relationship.

[fluentisonus]

trains will announce you're stopping in places you never knew existed

[fluentisonus]

and when it gets dark & you're a little disorientated they like to slip in a couple that really didn't exist before

[andletforsakendidodie]

perfect tags

[loveridden1999]

what are white gay men going through

[yallstillhere]

Come get this dick-fil-a

[yallstillhere]

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

[consumerofshorthomies]

yep, definitely touch starved, things are not looking good

[mlarayoukai-archive]

"this thing is rare and only affects 1% of the population" dude that's 80 million people can you shut up

[villainessbian]

"this thing is so rare, if you put everyone it affects on an island it would be the 20th most populated country in the world, more than the UK, more than South Korea, and more than Canada AND Australia AND Tunisia all put together. we can literally forget about it that's not many people"

[villainessbian]

#is this about autism?

it's about autism and EDS and intersex variations and about trans people and also it's about golden blood and it's about blind people, it's about screaming all day long and howling the night out that you exist even if you're not everywhere, you're small but your heart beats and your lungs pump air and they want you forgotten in the pages of a book they won't read

[what-even-is-thiss]

Saw somebody in the notes of that one post of mine suggest that American football should be called handball.

Buddy, there’s already two whole different sports called handball.

[what-even-is-thiss]

One is a goal based game like hockey or soccer and the other involves smacking a ball against the wall with your hands.

[theres-a-hole-in-my-wall]

they should change the other one into handwall or something

[what-even-is-thiss]

That one is mainly played by New Yorkers and I don’t think you can convince them to change how they talk about anything.

[jenjensd]

Tbf Americans could just call it whimpy rugby since that’s basically what it is.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Mad because gridiron players get actual protective equipment aren’t you

[ozempicofficial]