Yes It Did Hurt When I Fell Thanks For Asking

Welcome to my FLog (Pfp by waterlogged-detective) Follows from ContrastParadox

[oobbbear]

OC peoples when they realize they have to introduce their oc for people to like them

[godbirdart]

「 FOUND FAMILY 」 🌠🌈

[contrast-paradox]

Please let getting the heart monitor set up today be less miserable then yesterdays echocardiogram

[prokopetz]

Threading the needle between sexualising problematic power gaps and avoiding the spectre of incest kink by calling my partner "cap'n".

[boltlightning]

like. i'll leave this alone. but HOW are historical romance books not sexualizing the fall of breeches. literally a blowjob flap. not to mention the collars that open to the diaphragm. the décolletage with a wide neckline one swift tug from being revealed. the calves on display. the intimacy of finally seeing the real hair beneath the wig. cmon it's basic storytelling

[boltlightning]

i love making a post that attracts everyone with usernames like mozartswigsweat and bonnetenthusiast and foppishrake and petticoatsonpetticoatsonpetticoats and dandyismunlimited within 48 hours. blessed webbed site. merry christmas to us all.

[aureliagaming]

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

[herearedragons]

Thursday ass vibe about this Wednesday for reasons unbeknownst to me

[dyke-antlers]

resting my chin on ur thigh and looking up at you like a pathetic dog btw

[capn-twitchery]

important to me that modern twitch would not be a cool pirate they are a strange middle aged woman* (*gender neutral) that lives in a canal boat with really tacky patterns and nobody knows their name because everyone just knows them as The Captain or something. they'll talk to anyone who gets too close but your parents will tell you don't get too close to that guy because they're weird. they have tacky signs like this unironically

[capn-twitchery]

@herearedragons see this is the modern au problem there's no arctic expedition equivalent. got lost as fuck hiking in the mountains??? got trapped in a walk in freezer??? got left behind on a work trip when it was kind of cold outside???? what happened here

[herearedragons]

challenge accepted.

[contrast-paradox]

Got dragged on a work “bonding” expedition to climb a mountain (why would you do this) and they were all too stupid to check the weather

[thedupshadove]

Opera plot: Local Noble realizes that his affections for Pretty Village Girl have a rival in the form of Honest Laborer. Having read enough romances to know that a girl asked to choose between a rich man and a poor man will always pick the poor man, whereas in a love triangle between two rich men it's anyone's game, he decides that his chief object must be to elevate his rival's wealth and status as quickly as possible. What the Compte de Genre-Savie over here forgot to account for, however, was the overwhelming power of the Pygmalion Effect, and now he has to deal with watching two people he's in love with develop ever-stronger feelings for each other. Eventually all of this resolves via...I don't know.

[queenofattolia]

#first of all: ''comte de genre-savie'' is PERFECT. just great. absolutely no notes.#I would love an opera with this exact plot. bonus points if the comte is genuinely genre savvy#he keeps bringing up opera tropes only for the other characters to look at him like he's insane.#the score is diagetic to him; when he points out reoccurring themes or transitions to minor keys#the other characters ask him what the hell he's talking about. the whole chorus gets together to sing about how#comte de genre-savie is going mad. the comte tries to sneak away and keeps getting pulled back in.#I wonder if you could even push it further - have it so that only the comte can speak or 'hear' spoken words;#all other characters communicate in recitativo secco or formally composed songs#then you can have scenes where the comte is speaking but the other character in the scene can't hear him.#this can be played for laughs (the comte tries to order something from a shopkeeper; the shopkeeper walks away as he's talking)#and for dramatic effect (the Honest Laborer is singing a heartfelt duet with the Pretty Village Girl#and neither of them can hear the comte saying 'I love you' in between their lines)#........I am into this actually. I had to convince myself that this wasn't just cyrano de bergerac but no. it isn't. I'm into it.#upon the stage (via @notbecauseofvictories)

[megatraven]

[through gritted teeth] the fic is fine it doesn't have to be perfect i just have to write it and post it

[villainwithacrush]

[ceruleanheaven]

honestly given my parents whole [gestures vaguely] i am actually incredibly well adjusted

[contrast-paradox]

Found my sketches of Mr. Toys

Obsessed with that thing

[contrast-paradox]

[contrast-paradox]

The coin game but I just use it to force everyone to look at my stupid bat who hates the other masters for a long list of honestly entirely understandable reasons

[contrast-paradox]

Found my sketches of Mr. Toys

Obsessed with that thing

[bewbin]

if you need us the missus and me will be in the other room having a duel with old flintlock pistols missing each other with every shot not only because we love each other but also because we both are dog shit at this