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Round 1 - Resurrect Bracket (Losers Bracket) Side A

ashes to ashes, dust to dust; in sure and certain hope of the Resurrection to [make it to the finals]

Pastry Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom) vs Inori Yamabuki/Cure Pine (Fresh Precure)

Pastry Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom)

Inori Yamabuki/Cure Pine (Fresh Precure)

Voting ended onJun 10, 2023

Propaganda below ⬇️

this girl SO TRAUMATIZED IT’S UNREAL. She’s on the tipping point from cult victim to cult persecutor and it hurts sooooooo bad. So Cookie Run Kingdom Tower of Sweet Chaos spoilers but it’s unclear what happened to her to make her join, or if she was born into it, or something else, but it *is* clear that she’s completely unaware of modern society outside of the Order and is 100% convinced this is how all Rational And Correct people act (hint: It’s Not) so she acts all confident and rational but she’s actually paranoid as FUCK. She’s constantly quadruple checking every single thing she does, every single thought she has and emotion she feels, to make sure it’s in line with the Order’s expectations of her. She wants that praise and affection SO BAD because everyone’s literally SO connection starved!!! And to make it worse, she’s sent on a mission to purge all the Cakes living around the Oven the Cookies & Cakes were created in, and on it she encounters the overarching antagonists (this is so in depth but it’s literally a micro-plot the lore of this game is INSANE. Sprawling fantasy, political drama, CRK is incredible) and is made aware of the fact (along with the player, whom probably is flipping their shit) that THE COOKIES WERE CREATED BY THE WITCHES SO THEY COULD *EAT THEM.* So her entire life has been shattered but also she’s still under the impression that THIS IS ALL SHE HAS. From her perspective it’s either this or she becomes what she thinks is a terrible horrible evil worst person on Earthbread Ever. So she goes back and she’s like Reverend Mother (real name) I found out the most horrible thing. And her superior is like Ah. *I know.* And she convinces her that she’s learnt some horrifying secret that nobody else can know otherwise it’ll hurt them too, so SHE STAYS AND GETS WORSE. It drives me CRAZY this place is so bad. This is in motherfucking COOKIE RUN KINGDOM. This game is so dark and graphic it’s unreal. Also literally everyone in the Order is a girl for some reason and it’s never explained why??? Do they not recruit men??? If they’re self sufficient what do they do with the men??? Do they kill them??? Do they convince them they’re Actually Just Girls But Different??? Neither would surprise me at this point like actually

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#IN CASE YOU NEEDED PROOF #of the last post

i know i havent been active in awhile but i just wanna say i will not be normal about this new update

#PITAYA PITAYA PITAYA PITAYA

What happened to the bracket?

Well, I went on spring break and was busy hanging out with my friend who I hadnt seen irl in a year. And then I started hyperfixating on something new really hard. And in the first few days to a week of the fixation, it's all I can think about. So the bracket was delayed again. I don't have a planned date for when I'm putting it together, but it is not canceled.

#im fixating so hard on a new game rn im awaaaaaahghhwaagh!!!!#but i will still make this bracket!

SORRY FOR ALL THE QUIET IVE BEEN VERY BUSY. im cutting down the autism bracket from 32 to 16 bc i dont have 32 selected

#im gonna be busy for awhile 💀#but hopefully i can make some brackets soon

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not to advertise my guild here but HEY if you're interested in joining a guild AND plan to help us increase our score (we are on a LOSING STREAK!! HELP!!) then come join our guild!! We are new and want to do our best

and YES this was made right as I was coming out of my mcms fixation. I like romeo mcsm a lot. He's like if Fire Spirit was worse.

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Not to advertise my guild on my most popular cr blog but yeah I'm doing that

#yes we may have a lot of members but they aren't active

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The Autism Swag bracket will happen as soon as Big Run Splatoon ends!

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I realized I don't have enough! Uh oh!

#it's ok i only need a few more. and if i cant find a few more i'll shorten the contest

The Autism Swag bracket will happen as soon as Big Run Splatoon ends!

#im excited for this. the eternal worm!!#once again if you wanna play with me lmk and ill send my switch friend code

I got poll percentages!

Coffee Candy won by .01%

#it was 50.9 to 49.01!!!!!#btw peppermint and snow sugar were tied completely in the nb swag one. it was an exact even number of votes #tk lost the nb swag competition by .02%#i think. i may be doing percentage math incorrectly

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in honor of fashion week im gonna make costumes for all the winners of these contests

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Good idea!! That'll either be next or the one after the next one

#i have severe adhd and project it soooo much onto my faves #mango and cauliflower disliking each other is autism vs adhd #i think cauliflower def has adhd. she's gonna be in the autism contest too

in honor of fashion week im gonna make costumes for all the winners of these contests

#no promises. drawing is hard #also i cant sit up without my back feeling like i got stabbed so it wont be today #i need to come up with more contest ideas. soon.

Holds hands out for the ocs and headcanons. go off

fjsjdj hi bright. you know about spaceglider already i dont have anything new to tell you 😭

#spaceglider was my first cr oc i think. unless raspberry choco came before him i forget 😭#i get such stage fright when someone actually sends me an ask 💥#maybe THATS why im not saying anything. i got scared #ask answers

im planning to start the next contest next week!

#trying so hard not to use this as a talk blog and just a poll blog...#if i start talking about my ocs and headcanons between rounds it's all over for you

marble bread cookie and maple taffy cookie both have autistic swag but in opposite directions

#and i love them both

@imagionary so im copy pasting this from my notes app with some edits to make more sense.

I was Maple Taffy Cookie. I had either quit or lost my job as the relic seeker, and had to start over in the relic division.

I arrived at work and immediately ran over to see who had taken my place. It was hard to see with how crowded it was, but I think it was Schneeball Cookie from the tbd file video. Whatever design I had for them was cool, I wish I remembered. I was upset because I loved my job. Director (not Timekeeper. The Director is my friend's oc. He's a fae creature) was there, he was in charge of the TBD.

My job was now to jump up and down on a button. I kept walking, me and my little. backpack, and ended up in the music department. Sammy Lawrence from Bendy and the Ink Machine was there and he walked past me carrying a trumpet as I tripped over a harp (which I had done irl the day before). There were instruments everywhere and I was so confused.

The main area was so busy and full of people, which I wasn't used to when I stayed in my little relic corner. I walked past this group who might have been other new people, so I really should have stayed. But I kept walking, back to the main hub area that was mostly empty. The book guides kept getting sucked up by a vacuum before I could read them, and I just wanted to learn what exactly my job was. The Director suddenly appeared. He was interested in adding me to his collection (he collects beings! He needs more actors). I had to talk my way out of this. I said something about being too talented (i had special powers ig???) to just take. Wouldn't he rather make a bargain instead? He would. So we were going to make a bet, but then I woke up.

#and a couple nights ago i dreamnt licorice cookie turned into a bird with a skeleton themed hat #also before i was maple taffy i was some other character trying to avoid being captured by evil big man splatoon #and my friend's oc the director #i love my dreams #enjoy!