The winner gets canonized as the Patron Saint of Tumblr and their very own candle. Yes, I have this power. We're silly on this blog don't yell at me I will cry (she/hers) religious side is @healingfromevilspirits
Part Two of the Catholic Character Competition. Formally nickname the "most like to actually get into Heaven." This form is part 1, part 2 b
Rules
No real-life people
Only submit a character once. You can submit as many other characters as you like
Catholic-coded characters are allowed. If your character is not from Earth but they follow a religion that is clearly inspired/based on Catholicism, then it’s ok. (ex: Church of Seiros in Fire Emblem Three Houses)
Eastern and Oriental Orthodox Christians(implied or hcs supported by text) are allowed. Click here for details.
Former Catholics/Lapse Catholics/non-religious characters are allowed only if they still lived/died like Jesus and you can argue that they would still be candidate for sainthood
Characters from religious allegories/texts are allowed
Characters from horror movies are allowed
Propaganda will be encouraged. No holy wars tho, we gotta learn from our mistakes.
(remember the second tournament needs submissions, we only have 15 submissions so far)
Hey everyone! I know this tournament/blog has mostly gone dormant but I know I had a lot of fun and I hope y'all did too. If there any queer Christians looking for a safe place I just joined this server and I'm really excited :) <3 Hope to see some of y'all there~
JESUS CHRIST from THE BIBLE vs JODIE from SUPER LESBIAN ANIMAL RPG
FIGHT
jesus
jodie
Voting ended onJan 27, 2024
PROPAGANDA -
JESUS - "He fishes with his twelve friends regularly. When his friends aren't catching anything, Jesus will tell them to swap their nets to the other side of the boat, and their nets will be filled instantly. Also, infinite fish trick that one time."
JODIE - "During a side quest in which she insists on taking her girlfriend, Faith, the town's guardian, to the beach to relax a little since she's so caught up in her job, Jodie catches the fish for their dinner. Except the fish are gigantic and have axes on their face not unlike a swordfish, and she catches them by beating the crap out of them (with her girlfriend's help.)"
"Y'know that photo with the woman crawling out of the river with a fish in her mouth? That's Jodie except the fish is the same size as her."
JONAH from HELLO FROM THE HALLOWOODS vs THE TWELVE APOSTLES from THE BIBLE
FIGHT
jonah
jesus's 12 buddies
Voting ended onJan 27, 2024
PROPAGANDA:
JONAH - "He is a middle aged man in the process of becoming an eldritch entity and also he's gay. His mother is an icon. Everytime he dies he comes back a little bit changed."
APOSTLES - "Jesus gives them sick tips to catch more fish"
"they were fishermen and then they became "fishers of men""
i mean they do warn about false idols. that is a pretty significant thing that they warn against. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much do have a rule about this.
Church: Heaven is eternal connection with God, while Hell is total separation from Him. Anything else is only speculation.
Dante: Actually Hell has layers like an onion, and the devil is big and mean and also frozen. People are fighting and there’s a mountain to get to Heaven and a nice place for babies. Also I know this because I went there with my friend :)
Dante: I had a dream where I astral projected into hell with the famous poet Virgil who I am totally Best Bros with. I wrote a poem about it if you wanna read it idk
Several Popes: Thank you king I am commissioning fan art of you
i took a break from tumblr and my beloved woofwoof lost in my absence. i refuse to accept this. he won in my heart. die white women. sorry it's german for the white women
I'm taking it all back, irish are no longer honorary latinas T_T
wait I didn't think about this before submitting is submitting someone who is already canonically a saint in their media ok. if not I will submit another person
