Not Cool, Man

Indie Buck Dewey | Semi-Selective | Steven Universe

[djsourcream-blog]

   ’ Dude, just us?    Not gonna ring up Jenny? “

Not like they haven’t done stuff without her before. Just feel a little…awkward without inviting her.

    ’ I mean I’m cool with it.      Anything to get away      from the fish market. ”

[coolasbuck]

[★]—     “ Bro it’s in the AM. She’s probably     sleeping. Remember the last time     we woke her up to hang out? “ Jenny was small and pretty-- but also strong and very, very angry when she wasn’t well rested. Bruises were definetly not something Buck looked good in. Well, not those kind of bruises, anyway. Heh.     “ It’s the chillest when it’s all three of     us, man but... you gotta call her this     time. That way I can at least can start     running if you wake her up. “

[coolasbuck]

why do ppl send u asks? ?? I'm obvs the cooler one. ur just- gay.

[★]

you suck ass

[coolasbuck]

Yes. All of the gay Buck and Sour Cream. And all of the fun times they will have *eyebrow wiggles*

[★]

A-anon-chandon’t say such…scandalous things.

[coolasbuck]

Reading your RP with SC is amazing. The agnst, and the gay cuteness is just amazing and makes me squee every time. Keep up the amazing work :D

[★]Sour Cream and Buckwe’re here for your squeeing needs

*cue anime sparkle sound effects*

[djsourcream-blog]

   ’– Yeah.    Yellowtail is home. “

Brought that dank fish stench all over. To be honest, he’s sort of used to it. Doesn’t even smell it on himself at this point.

    Long arms hung over Buck, resembling     some sort of hug.             Yeah there you go-

[coolasbuck]

[★]—     “ Bummer, man.     Guess that’s why you got so     defensive about your tunes,     huh? My bad.     Don’t worry. I totally get that     you can’t rave in a raincoat.     Rainboots would be good for     holding glowsticks, though. ” Being this short really was a  curse sometimes. Especially when Buck’s head didn’t even reach Sour Cream’s shoulder.     “ Yo, stay at my place. My     dad’s gonna be gone for a few     days anyway. Mayor Business     or whatever.     Sleepover time. ”

[djsourcream-blog]

’ Yeah you’re right–, not my best work.                 Sorry. “

There’s an attempt for an awkward hug but - not really sure where the boundaries are at this point.

[coolasbuck]

[★]—    “ ...· S’cool, man.    S’okay. ” He purses his lips for a moment before giving in. How could he stay mad at Sour Cream? Even if Prince was a God amongst men, it wasn’t worth SC’s friendship... and... otherships... So, instead, Buck just kinda flipped up his shades, nuzzling into the other’s chest. It felt much better than being pissy.    " Bro. You smell like fish again. "

[djsourcream-blog]

   ’ No, Buck listen–,     you’re right that was uncalled for.     I just got a little defensive.    Shouldn’t of taken it out                            on you. “

[coolasbuck]

[★]— He turns back, frowning.     “ ... Just stings, yo...     Art’s important to me.     I thought you knew that.     S’a low blow, man. ”

[djsourcream-blog]

’ Look, I’m sorry. I just got a little peeved when you talked gank about my mix. “

[coolasbuck]

[★]—     “ Can’t like every mix you put     out, man. Especially when I     like my Prince pure and only.     Didn’t even say it was bad.     But whatever.     That’s cool.      What do I know, right? “

[djsourcream-blog]

’ Buck, no wait man– I didn’t mean it like that. “

[coolasbuck]

[★]—     “ Ain’t no other way you      could’ve meant it, man.     Later. ”

[djsourcream-blog]

   ’ I mean– uh,             uh..     haha wonder what Jenny’s doin’     are you hungry?            We should get pizza. “

[coolasbuck]

[★]—     “ Whatever, man.     Do what you want.     I’m going home. “

[djsourcream-blog]

’ You just don’t understand                 true art , man. “

[coolasbuck]

[★]—     “ Excuse me? ”

[djsourcream-blog]

’ Dude no. Besides that mash was nice. When kiss lined up right with the Onett theme, Buck dude, you don’t even know. “

[coolasbuck]

[★]—     “ Heh. Yeah.     You’d look good in purple.     Like a grape. Or maybe an     eggplant. Yeah.     DJ Eggplant in the house. ”

[djsourcream-blog]

’ – you’re not including the Prince / Earthbound mashup                 I made right ? “

[coolasbuck]

[★]—     “ No. I hate that.     Next time you remix something     as pure as Prince, I’ll put purple     food colouring in your showerhead.     Trust me. You won’t be laughing     in the purple rain.     But I will be. When it dyes your hair.     Heh. ”

[coolasbuck]

ur so fuckin gay holy shit call the police

[djsourcream-blog]

    ’ Ugh–, come on bro      you can’t just have my                tracks on here. “

He’s just going to accept his crotch turned pillow fate.

[coolasbuck]

[★]—     “ That’s not all I got on there.     There’s some remixes too. ” Made by Sour Cream, of course.     “ And Prince. ”

[djsourcream-blog]

    ’ You need to update                 your music. “

[coolasbuck]

[★]— Just sorta... kicks back, resting his head in Sour Cream’s lap.     “ Sure, man. Whenever you      make some new tunes. ”

[djsourcream-blog]

’ – I have no idea     what you’re talking about. “

[coolasbuck]

[★]—     “ S’cute. ”