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@coolbrosonlymydudes
(Blog Warnings: Unreality, Internalized Homophobia and Transphobia, Implied Abuse)
BOUNDARY POST
YOOOO WHAT'S UP!!!
I'm coolbro, the coolest in the world. think not? well think AGAIN! 😂
I don't really know WHY I'm here, but I LOVE to ragebait people!!!! 😂😂😂 it just goes a little too far sometimes.
I'M A he AND I AM STRAIGHT 😂
feel free to ask me AAAANYTHING YOU WANT!
tags:
coolthings - general tag
coolanswers - asks
coolblurbs - reblogs
tubulore - lore stuff
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RESPOND TO MY TRANS RAY SISTER
yeah I just wanted to see if you'd wear out eventually. 😂😂😂 looks like it ends here. 😂😂
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damn dude that's a whole lotta toothpaste. gonna need a new container 😂😂😂😂😂
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not this again 😂😂😂😂
I tried on a dress today and I haven't felt the same since
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I'm literally gonna ghost you pal 😂😂😂 get it😂😂
you will become a monsterfucker -thepredicktor
A... A what?!
That's absurd..
[Please refrain from speaking this way to government officials in the future. There will be consequences.]
How ironic. I did get a small laugh out of this. Laughing is horribly painful, but the feeling of laughter feels nice. Signed, Rowan Holloway
I hope it is painful
I hope it makes your entire stomach churn and make you ill
yo I'm new here is this yaoi? 😂😂😂
hey Coolbro
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(Please ignore the previous ask. I found a more fitting one.)
WOAHHH!! this is epic bro 😂😂😂
(this is the link dudes!)
Well, young lady, have you been good to your mother?
I think you have the wrong blog.
yo I could SWEAR I saw something pink in the sky bro 😂
pulled up to the new town yesterday and everyone here is so depressed?? doom and gloom city 😂😂😂
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it's amazing to finally see her face to face.
fuck yeah dude grow that manly mane out. yknow what else is a big trend with dudes rn? earrings n shit. you should try. women love a man who wears jewlery, i know i do.
my ears aren't pierced but... it sounds like a cool idea.
maybe I can try a brand new me in this town..
women love men with long hair dude you should just try it.
...
okay. yeah. that's manly. I'm a tough guy who can grow out a cool mane. yeah.
it's not a bad thing to dress more feminine you know. do whatever you want forever. also kill your parents ok?
....
I think I'm gonna go to the mall. nearby.
and they're already in prison, there's no place I'd rather they'd be.
I don't know why, but I still feel terrible about it. why do I miss the people who hurt me?
only a wimp would be girly he says... while having a girlfriend. do you think your partner is a wimp 🤨 not very coolbro of you
no wait dudes not what I meant
I mean a guy can't be girly. that's. it's just.
it's.
wrong.
... it doesn't make sense.
imagine being too much of a coward to wear heels and kiss opals
I'm not a coward. I'm not gonna wear heels.
but by god if it's the last thing I do I'll kiss opal.
I want to see her so bad..
I'm nearly there.
real men have lucious eyelashes go put on some damn mascara you wont your too much of a twink
?????? bro you are straight up harassing me atp 😂
I'm not doing NOTHING! not a single thing! I'm not touching lipstick. or dresses. or shiny little necklaces. I'm DEFINITELY not wanting to grow out my hair, or wear high heels, or NOTHING!
because that's girly. only a wimp would ever want to do that shit.
so stop asking me to. 😂
