Fanfiction Generator part 2: Reddie
So since talk to translator has gone bankrup I had to resort to other means of text Generators and I finally found one that makes some sense
Anyway welcome to the hell spawn your about to read and I'm sorry if you get PTSD or I ruined your fav ship. Enjoy
Start:
Richie Tozier had always hated old Derry with its tasty, thoughtful town. It was a place where he felt horny.
He was a horney, Corny, beer drinker with skinny dick and thick mouth. His friends saw him as a steady, striped sl^t. Once, he had even helped a yarbelicious Eddie's mom cross the road. That's the sort of man he was.
Richie walked over to the window and reflected on his boring surroundings. The rain hammered like flipping dogs.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Eddie Kaspbrak. Eddie was a stupid bottom with tall dick and freckles mouth.
Richie gulped. He was not prepared for Eddie.
As Richie stepped outside and Eddie came closer, he could see the fierce glint in his eye.
Eddie gazed with the affection of 7025 funny brawny birds. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want S^x."
Richie looked back, even more grumpy and still fingering the sad banana. "Eddie, I want to flip you," he replied.
They looked at each other with excited feelings, like two concerned, clumsy cats running at a very rude party, which had rock music playing in the background and two annoying uncles crying to the beat.
Richie regarded Eddie's tall dick and freckles mouth. "I feel the same way!" revealed Richie with a delighted grin.
Eddie looked stressed, his emotions blushing like a lovely, large lube.
Then Eddie came inside for a nice drink of beer.
THE END
