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https://t.co/Gz1HLQdtHp https://t.co/jTDuZVUtzD

— c👀lsighs (@coolsighs) May 17, 2022

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not that my twitter has any reach whatsoever but i haven't seen the new quantity reported much and NYC just "strongly recommended" masks indoors again...

— c👀lsighs (@coolsighs) May 17, 2022

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you can now order round 3 of free covid tests and this time they'll send you EIGHT (8!) instead of 4. if you missed any previous rounds you can order those too. https://t.co/wLEnjSqkRo

— c👀lsighs (@coolsighs) May 17, 2022

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the "opt out of TSA bodyscanners in 2010 because you're an insufferable stubborn antiauthoritarian dork" to "choose deny/strictly necessary cookies in 2022 because you're still an insufferable stubborn antiauthoritarian dork but now you never go anywhere" pipeline

— c👀lsighs (@coolsighs) May 12, 2022

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If you're bothered by the smell of the human waste on the floor of the train, well, that just means your mask isn't tight enough to prevent infection by the deadly airborne coronavirus. Couldn't be me!

— c👀lsighs (@coolsighs) May 4, 2022

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We have Sayid. We have Sun. We have Sawyer. We have John Locke, played brilliantly by Terry O'Quinn. We have Hugo "Hurley" Reyes and Charlie. We have all these characters. https://t.co/b9tNDBh6tp

— c👀lsighs (@coolsighs) Apr 30, 2022

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LAers would be even more annoying for calling highways "the xyz" too if they could tweet while driving

— c👀lsighs (@coolsighs) Apr 27, 2022

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the bodega discourse is bad enough (it's just midwestern transplants amazed they don't have to drive) but an underrated annoying NYism is mentioning the train line a thing happened on. it's all the subway. it has no bearing on your story. shut up

— c👀lsighs (@coolsighs) Apr 27, 2022

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when the dj is hitting but you fail to shazam https://t.co/reKG6VXMpc

— c👀lsighs (@coolsighs) Mar 27, 2022

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 13 Mar 2009 (via @twi_age).

— c👀lsighs (@coolsighs) Mar 13, 2022

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turns out this is what being a librarian is like https://t.co/OzcMptahWq

— c👀lsighs (@coolsighs) Feb 10, 2022

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brands, on knees, begging, crying, after i bought stuff on sale two weeks ago: please review our products ! me, not doing free labor when i already gave you money: no.

— c👀lsighs (@coolsighs) Dec 14, 2021

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All my neurons reminding me why I do it https://t.co/0X7W3LQVyN

— c👀lsighs (@coolsighs) Nov 23, 2021

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i already have half the people in this video muted (and you can still do that for free) https://t.co/uP4GXIkild

— c👀lsighs (@coolsighs) Nov 9, 2021

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me every time i pass a community garden but ESPECIALLY at 2am when it's least likely to be open https://t.co/cD4hpGRVVe

— c👀lsighs in these unprecedented times (@coolsighs) Sep 1, 2021

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imagined the worst possible thing: a Kryjstieyn Sinema fancam set to Cinema - Benny Benassi (Skrillex Remix)

— c👀lsighs in these unprecedented times (@coolsighs) Jun 24, 2021

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 13 Mar 2009 (via @twi_age).

— c👀lsighs in these unprecedented times (@coolsighs) March 15, 2021