Shitposter Extrordinaire

The Macho Man sunglasses stay on during sex. Bi, he/they

[coopernius]

If you’re still checking this, find my new blog and the new me.

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

[gay-pippin]

Do lotr elves need sleep?

[deactivatedd83819947]

no

[gay-pippin]

cool. Legolas is the only member of the fellowship who doesn't sleep so he's up looking for worms and shit like

[gay-pippin]

He and gimli share a sleeping bag so

[rpfofficial]

before you speak, THINK:

is it TRANSSEXUAL?

is it HERESY?

is it INCONSIDERATE?

is it NEURODIVERGENT?

is it KILLING SOMEONE?

[beggars-opera]

[rpfofficial]

before you speak, THINK:

is it TRANSSEXUAL?

is it HERESY?

is it INCONSIDERATE?

is it NEURODIVERGENT?

is it KILLING SOMEONE?

[beggars-opera]

[brucebocchi]

IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN

[agardenandlibrary]

[ratfuck]

godddd i just wanna be held

[trans-girls-who-eat-subway]

you also want subway

[ratfuck]

yes master

[buffshaggy]

open rp

CHECK IT OUT DUDE, I’M BUFF

[shadowkixx]

Now I see… You deny your strength its purpose! You yearn to bathe in the blood of your enemies… but you hold it back! Fight me Shaggy! Don’t hold back!

[buffshaggy]

MY MUSCLES ARE A TOOL OF JUSTICE, LITTLE MAN!

[shadowkixx]

[buffshaggy]

((Haven’t touched this blog in years but thought it’d be worth mentioning that we’re married now LOL))

[heedra]

weed doesn’t make your thoughts more creative or deep it just lowers your standards for thoughts that you find mindblowing imo.

[heedra]

like i have nothing against weed, i think it is very fun, i just think we all have to face the truth that when we smoke it we are not so much enlightening ourselves as we are undergoing temporary bimbofication. thank you for reading.

[heedra]

people are getting defensive about this post, as if i would ever imply that temporary bimbofication was anything but a lauded and sacred state of existence

[heedra]

weed doesn’t make your thoughts more creative or deep it just lowers your standards for thoughts that you find mindblowing imo.

[heedra]

like i have nothing against weed, i think it is very fun, i just think we all have to face the truth that when we smoke it we are not so much enlightening ourselves as we are undergoing temporary bimbofication. thank you for reading.

[heedra]

people are getting defensive about this post, as if i would ever imply that temporary bimbofication was anything but a lauded and sacred state of existence

[gredta]

[breadbank-deactivated20240125]

[princess-okkotsu-deactivated202]

I needed that second pic

[gredta]

[breadbank-deactivated20240125]

[princess-okkotsu-deactivated202]

I needed that second pic

[lewishcmilton]

last day of pride month 😔

[lewishcmilton]

last day of pride month 😔

[solarsyrup]

one of my favorite story elements is "character way past their prime can still absolutely wreck you, leaving you to wonder just how powerful they used to be"

[sdwolfpup]

@padlocked-quintus leaving the funniest response in the tags

[mariacallous]

[gravegospel]

i was looking for pictures of sparrows and found this

im really glad

[eastern-lights]

shut