Coping Through Haiku

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Seriously though,

Writing "u" for "you" Passed in the days of flip phones. No excuses now.

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‘90s Movie Song Problem

Why the same awe as I Will Always Love You for My Heart Will Go On? 

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Our Food & Water Supply

After a rainstorm, The LA sky shines so blue! Where did the smog go?

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I Love Sidewalk-Sharing People

Oh, leaf-blower man, So kind, pausing while I pass, I’ll pick up my pace.

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Judging The Slang

Please, keep writing "tho" And let me know your school's name. My kids won't go there. 

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Fleeting Zen

Post-yoga or church, I'm at peace. Then road rage strikes! I'm a jerk again.

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Umm, Ok, Neil Diamond...

Red wine has never Caused one to forget an ex. That's not how booze works.

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A Call For Civic Responsibility

Please: hit the button, Elevator or crosswalk, If you arrive first. 

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To Each Their Own...and Bad TV.

Minnesota Twins. For you it's baseball. For me? Brenda and Brandon.

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New Tech, Old Content

After a long day I tune out with a podcast On the Brenda Years.

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Didn't Think It Was Possible, But:

"Lockbox" sounds less dumb When candidates speak today. Rest in peace, nuance. 

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Observations on Behavior

I watch the bad kids, And see the parents suck, too. Naughty by...nurture?

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Ashley Madison Revelations

The cheaters are hacked Who knew there were so many Down with OPP

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Grocery Store Problems - CA Edition

Finally: check out! But my canvas bag is home. Defeat costs ten cents. 

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Language and Geography

I couldn't hide it, All knew I was from New York Since I stood on lines. 

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Styles of the Times

Wait, man buns are cool? Perhaps I'm too critical But I deem them gross.

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Hot Demo

Toys R Us loves me Because I have what they need: Friends who get knocked up.