Your Move, Creep!

Prowl, Iaconian police officer and investigator. What do you need, citizen? ((A Prime/Aligned AU blog where the war hasn't happened yet. Linked with copsiaconbarricade.tumblr.com. Please read the rules page!))

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((U WANNA GO))

[copsiaconprowl]

((ye I totally wanna go))

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((where we going))

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((to the baseball field at high noon so we can fite))

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((Honestly half the reason I want to make a Swindle blog is to give him Matthew Perry as a voice claim (because that Benny, son, smooth moves like smooth lil babies)

The other half is so he could try to outsell Blackguard))

[heligooddeals]

((U WANNA GO))

[copsiaconprowl]

((ye I totally wanna go))

[copsiaconprowl]

((Honestly half the reason I want to make a Swindle blog is to give him Matthew Perry as a voice claim (because that Benny, son, smooth moves like smooth lil babies) The other half is so he could try to outsell Blackguard))

[copsiaconprowl]

All of these terribly lewd messages... *Shakes his head.* It's like pleasure district patrol all over again.

[copsiaconprowl]

FRAG DA POLICE

*Poses in front of the crude graffiti, servos on his hips, as Barricade takes a photo. *

[copsiaconprowl]

[MEME] Your visor is nice, but I'm willing to bet there's some pretty optics under there. Can I take a look?

*Deadpan look. His visor retracts for s split second, revealing narrowed golden optics, before it clicks back into place.*I hope I've sated your curiosity, citizen.

[copsiaconprowl]

((OK but like imagine this but the brothers are Prowl and Barricade))

[copsiaconprowl]

[MEME] So, tell me, how often do you get to handcuffs of yours? 'Cause I can think of a couple good excuses to use 'em right now, if you know what I'm saying~

!!!Those are official IPD equipment, not toys for some kind of perverse sexual experimentation!... Besides, the stasis cuffs just reroute electrical signals anyway. You wouldn't be able to move or feel a thing. Quite disappointing, I would think.

[copsiaconprowl]

"My, my, it should be a crime for somevone as handsome as jou to be on zhe force~"

I, uh, don't think that physical attractiveness qualifies or disqualifies someone from being on the force.*Digs the point of his pede into the ground.* So there.

[copsiaconprowl]

(meme cause I couldn't resist) May I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?

Primus-- Where are all of you coming from?And for the record, that wasn't funny. *Glowers.*

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[MEME] Excuse me sir, but not even cops are above the law. I'm afraid I'm going to have to arrest you for causing a public disturbance. You're just too good looking. I'll have to hold you back at my place.

Oh, but that's not-- I'm--*Covers his visor with a hand.* You're just making fun of me, aren't you? Did Barricade put you up to this?

[copsiaconprowl]

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged~

Is this the intoxication talking? Please, Primus, let it be.

[copsiaconprowl]

[MEME] Oh, damn. How much does someone like you cost? 'Cause you look fiiiiine. *badum tsh*

Excuse me? Are you sure soliciting prostitution from an officer is your best idea?I should fine /you./

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Hit on my character

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((Very tempted to make a blog for COPS: Iacon Swindle. Or maybe even Lockdown...))

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((the amount of time I spend thinking about post-apoc AUs is just unhealthy))

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…

Multiverses, psychics, and now the embodiment of universal entropy is having a personal conversation with me.

I’m sure the psych officer at HQ would have a field day with me.

[the-chaos-bringer-blog]

Eh, it’s Fallen who’s Entropy. I’m just Chaos. 

[copsiaconprowl]

And now I can't even keep my delusions straight.

*Facepalm.* This day is just getting better and better.