Incorrect TO1 Quotes

They all said these, Donggeon himself told me. Incorrect quotes from the boys of TO1. Theme credits to @dokidoll. Feel free to submit!

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Happy 22nd birthday to Seongmin! Gethers are so proud of everything you've done.

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I was supposed to do this yesterday, BUT happy 23rd birthday to TO1's amazing leader Lee Jaeyun!

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warning: NSFW

Kyungho: Can you stop calling peanut butter that?

J.You: Why? What's wrong with "sticky nut juice"?

Kyungho: EVERYTHING. EVERY FUCKING THING!

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*Loud thud comes from upstairs*

Jaeyun: What the hell was that!

Jisu: My shirt fell down the stairs.

Jaeyun: It sounded a lot heavier than that.

Jisu: I was in it.

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Chihoon: True self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn.

Donggeon: Why would the movie eat my popcorn-

Donggeon: Wait never mind, I get it now.

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Daigo, showing Renta a slideshow: Would you date these people based on their looks?

Renta: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah—wait, that’s a picture of you?

Daigo: Just answer the damn question.

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Yeojeong: I don’t need to touch grass, I need the fall of capitalism.

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Kidnapper: I have one of your friends.

Daigo: Which one? I have seven.

Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up.

Daigo: Which one? I have seven.

Donggeon, distantly: HEY!!!

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Kyungho: *Walks in to find Chihoon rubbing his eyes*

Kyungho: Oh, is it the onions I was just cutting?

Chihoon: No, I’m crying because my life is a joke.

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Jisu: So are we flirting right now?

J.You: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU!

Jisu: That doesn’t answer my question.

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Minsu: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...

Minsu: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.

Seongmin: ...That took an unexpected turn.

Woonggi: So did that person's neck.

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Jaeyun: Renta… Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Renta: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Jaeyun:

Jaeyun: I wrote sanitize, Renta.

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Kyungho: Love is dead. It never existed. Anyone that thinks otherwise is a fool.

Minsu: (Smiles)

Kyungho: Wait a minute-

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Woonggi: Roses are red...

Jisu: Violets are blue...

Jaeyun: Jisu, my dear, I love-

Yeojeong: -Ew!

Yeojeong: …Well that rhymes too.

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Daigo: I think… I have a crush on Renta.

Donggeon: Congratulations, you’re THE LAST PERSON TO FIND OUT.

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Seongmin: Your smile? It makes my day.

J.You: Your happiness? I live for that.

Chihoon: A room? Go and fucking get one.

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Kyungho: I’m not getting into one of your stupid debates.

Seongmin: Water is not wet.

Kyungho: HOW CAN WATER NOT BE WET IT’S WATER-