Its Two Am

Sometimes I think that Twice might have said the things I have

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Dahyun: Do you ever just speak loud enough to be audible to flex on Mina

Mina: Do you ever have an IQ above 0 to flex on Dahyun

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Momo and Mina: [talking about Momo’s mommy issues]

Mina: Okay, now lets address the elephant in the room

Momo: Are you calling my mom an elephant????

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Jihyo: I’m a really bad leader

Tzuyu: Shut the fuck up

Jihyo: I failed you all

Tzuyu: How could you say that

Jihyo: I can’t do anything right

Tzuyu: I WILL LITERALLY SMACK YOU WITH LOVE

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Nayeon: Tzuyu, you motherfucker

Tzuyu, throughly confused: I have fucked no mothers

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Momo finally confesses to Mina

Momo: You’re pretty lit fam

Mina: What

Momo: yeet

Sana: [cheering for Momo in the background]

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Nayeon: I can’t believe we’re getting married!

Jeongyeon: Yeah, neither can I. You think after two divorces we’d be done, but no.

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Dahyun: Okay so like we’ve made out and held hands and stuff but we never said we’re dating do you think she likes me back?

Tzuyu: Dahyun get the fuck out of my room it’s 4am

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Mina: [staring at a poster of a shirtless man in a clothing store]

Mina: Why’re they trying to sell clothes by showing a man with no clothes?

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Jihyo: If the dorms caught fire and you could only save one of us, who would you save?

Sana: Dahyun!

Nayeon: Jeongyeon!

Tzuyu: Myself.

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Momo: Sana, why do you keep touching my face?

Sana: You have eye lashes

Momo: OF COURSE I DO WHA-

Sana: NO I MEAN ON YOUR FACE

Momo: WELL WHERE ELSE WOULD THEY BE

Sana: NO THATS NOT WHAT I- GOD FUCK

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Jeongyeon: Nayeon go put Chaeyoung to sleep

Nayeon: Awwww I thought it was your turn today

Chaeyoung: Since when did any of you put me to sleep

Nayeon: Shhhhh let us pretend we’re good parents for once

Chaeyoung: You’re not even my parents the fu-

Jeongyeon: NO SWEARING

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Sana: Tzuyu, do I look pretty?

Tzuyu, without looking: Mhm.

Sana: You didn’t even look at me.

Tzuyu: You always look pretty.

Sana, voice cracking: W-what?

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Dahyun: *staring at pictures of dogs*

Dahyun: *whispering* dogs are so ugly...

Sana: *from behind her* oh my god are those dogs?? They’re so cute!

Dahyun: Yes oh my god I love dogs they’re the cutest!

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Dahyun: Oh! I finally get it!

Jeongyeon: Yeah see! Understanding radicals makes them RADicals!

Nayeon:

Dahyun:

Jeongyeon: Get it? Because rad? Radicals?

Nayeon: I want you out of this house.

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Nayeon: Guess who didn't do her homework?

Dahyun: Uh, you?

Nayeon: No, you. Go do your homework.

Dahyun: Aw man...

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Mina: standing

Man: Hey, so I was just wondering-

Jihyo, with her arms around Mina: Leave or I swear to God I will slap you so hard with my Gucci bag you’ll read it as Dior.

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Delivery person: calling Dahyun about her order

Delivery person: Hello?

Dahyun: How do you have my number?

Delivery person: Uh, is this Kim Dahyun?

Dahyun:(to Sana) HE KNOWS MY NAME!!!