#inncorrect quotes

[hazel0bite]

Has this been done yet????

The things that jump into my head when I’m trying to sleep…

[asimpforfictionalman]

The one random guy in skyrim romance mod who calls your character lovely rose for some goddamn reason

Rose: "how the fuck did you know my name?"

[asimpforfictionalman]

Rose: *play the flute badly on purpose*

Willow: you go! *Cheers her on*

Nebarra:*cover his ears* how can you stand her playing

Willow: oh! I went deaf to her playing months ago

Nebarra: wish I could do the same

[cherryghostgeneral]

Made this of some ocs.

Daniel : Do you think I should shave my chest and face. Akira : Sure, if you hate me.

[batouttahell13]

Y/n: you can't read a book. You do nothing but eat and hunt all day

Titus: set yourself free in the forest and I'll hunt and eat you all day.

[incorrectblueguyquotes]

Blue Guy: Met a dumbass today. It was awful.

I. Spye: You looked in a mirror?

Blue Guy: One day I. Spye, you’ll have to answer for your sins and God may not be so merciful.

[cherryghostgeneral]

made this of some ocs btw Akira is a intersex man and Kayla is a trans woman.

Akira :If you could kiss any person in the whole world, who would it be ? Kayla: *into the mic* my handsome boyfriend, Skylar. Akira: Hey, he doesn't count. You'd do that anyway. Kayla : *Without hesitation* Yoo Kihyun.

[logyn-headcanon-blog]

TVA outfit from the Loki show on loki is fucking horrid and Sigyn would know it

If Loki and Sigyn were ever to be written as a healthy couple together, one of my headcanons is that she would be quietly but really accepting\loving and motivating to Lokis eccentric side (gender queerness and their canon interest in fashion) in fact I think a good reason they’d make a good match is because Sigyn could be just as essentric in these matters, but just less outward with it. In a cess-pool of eyeliner and colored hair, buckles, a million pearcings and painted nails and anything alt like, like Loki (the god of the outcasts) in Agent of Asgard is sort of implied to be like. She’s in elegant, plain, symmetric and light clothing.

This is why if she were to ever lay her poor eyes on her precious alt,queer, fashion forward and fashion challenging asymmetrical wearing husband - in a goddamn plain shirt, with a filthy brown jacket, pants and tie. with god damn orange as a third color pallet - I think she would fucking loose it.

I think her patient self would try at fist to not overreact and understand what this outfit is and what purposes it could probably serve. She would probably nail it down to Loki having another scheme up his sleeves. That is just a way to gain trust and then burn the TVA to the ground the second they turn their backs.

However when TVA Loki (the worst one) would try to make her understand he actually likes the outfit and won’t change it even if he had the magic to do so - she would try to take it off. Literally. Ramble about how it doesn’t even match his complexion, make several comparisons worse than what even deadpool got from Weasel, and If he would even dare come close to her she would scream in terror, begging him to not let the most boring 1950s inspired disasters to even taught her skin.